And now we have a guide for exit Vim

Love late night working like this 😍

When ransomeware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

Old school Lan parties

IT Support to fix what A.I. broke.

Recruiter: Tell me why are you passionate about what we do!
Dev: I enjoy not starving to death...

I want to program, but I don't want to program 🤔😩

Am I alone in this?

My company claims to have a talent retention problem, which to an extent is true. But then they humble brag about how their salary system works and I am like "Yeah that makes sense." See what they fail to realize is that software engineering isn't as niche (using that term loosely) as the other engineering disciplines they hire. They only adjust salaries based on those of the sector they're in and not the software industry itself. They say "we don't compare ourselves to Microsoft and Google because we're not in the same sphere." I'm like "yeah, but when you have a sw staff that regularly snags you patents and are considered some of the best in the industry, where the hell do you think they're gonna go?"

I guess what I'm saying is I want them to raise their average salary because I'm terrible and I must use the threat of them losing the smart guys if I am ever to get paid more. I see no holes in this plan.

Happy mothers day to all those mothers who all those moms that made awesome devlopers😃👩💐💐💐

Happy Mothers Day!! - to all the devRant moms out there 😃 ❤ 💐

No matter how big, error is...
It will rest in peace..
Never give up.
You are a coder.

Good morning from Brazil! TGIF

My coding partner ☺

Let's play a game.
Dev-ops roulette, loose it all or walk away a lucky boi.

Run this command
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You lucky boi";

Shit just got real

You can always tell how stressed I am while Programming by how much hair is sitting on my desk.
It's become habit to rub my hands through my hair when things ain't going so well

We spend two days changing system arhitecture. Then they come to the conclusion it will stay the same, because is too complex. And I still have no idea how to make all that to work.

INFO/WARNING: Some HP audio drivers for certain HP laptops have "integrated keyloggers" enabled. The audio driver would log your keystrokes to look for special keys and saves them to a public folder on your PC (Windows).

I really wonder what kind of total retards decide to implenent features in this way.

https://bleepingcomputer.com/news/...

Daily Standups

I wish I could debug depression as well as I could debug code.

Bullshit

decimal discount = line.Discount - (line.StandardPrice - line.CustomerPrice);

2 fucking hours working out what and why the fuck this line of code. Fml

Moved from a gambling company to a government body. Got to say I'm less stressed about estimates now but more worried about standards here.

Stress and career development < No Stress and less career development.

Ask me in a few months.

Honestly either an excess of headbanging or dabbing, whichever is most appropriate for the genre of music being played 😑

Visiting homes with a UI dev; I explained him to be cautious with cosmetic restorations...

"Sometime people just changes the views without updating the backend. You can have funny surprise when you look behind"

If you have an employee engagement survey that reveals that employees are not happy, don't dismiss and mock the employees when presenting the results.

It might very well be that it actually does not improve the situation.

SO to all the dudes over at the NHS who just lost their weekends!

Fucking job recruiters or whoever the fuck.

If the first line on my resume is under "Objective" and it states, "To obtain a job, internship, or Co-op in the field of Networking, Cybersecurity, or Administration." You can clearly see the world sales and customer service are not in there.
If you take 5 seconds to read that or search for the words customer service or sales YOU WON'T FUCKING FIND ANYTHING​.
SO WHY THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU CUMBUCKET FILLED PIECES OF SHIT KEEP OFFERING SALES AND CUSTOMER JOBS TO ME.
I even got a senior sales position before. :|
Yet I can't even get a call back from an internship that's related to what I want to do lol. Smh.

Smoking break are the biggest distraction.

Finally deactivated my FB account! Best decision of my life!