Lay down
Try not to cry
Cry a lot

Deep visualization correctly identifying my cousin as a punching bag

It felt oddly satisfying to write an advanced ternary operator inside an if statement

Got into the monday tech meeting, CTO be like: we lost 10% of users due to last version, terrible I know, but that's really valuable data, I want you to find out why they left.

Timezones...

When you reuse code...

Ah, falls creator.

When you see your commit history..

Got RAM 🐑?

Someone is mining Bitcoin in town

A nice idea :/

Thank God,
I haven't had any incompetent co-worker yet 😉

This new dude who would change status of tickets to "resolved", thinking that it actually fixed problems reported in those tickets.

!rant Been stuck with something for my thesis since december and somehow everything just clicked today. Such a relieve!

guess how many people get fired from their job? if stack is down..

Scary billboard here in philippines

Rules for server newbees:

1. Never just copy paste stuff from the internet into your console.

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I never liked cleaning my room.... usually the conversation goes like this

Dad: clean ur room
Me: meh... I'll do it later

$200 robot vacuum: clean ur room otherwise the crap on the floor will jam me
Me: ok ok... Give me a few mins

Just....

The future of Internet of Things

You'll have more pain convincing people that you CAN write a decent app in PHP, than writing one.

#noHatePlz

Remember those days?

Just signed a contract for a new room!

This means I'll be going from 500kbs to a general 30-50mbs 😍

Suicide Linux

I got this from a page in fisbuk

Saw this a while back and decided to take a picture of it. Now I'm glad I did. XD

Recursion 😃

Friend: What's that?

Me: DuckDuckGo. It's my default search engine.

Friend: Try using Google instead, it's better.

Me: But Google spies on you.

Friend: So?

Me: Don't you care about your privacy?

Friend: It's not like they are going to kill me. It doesn't matter.

Me: *mumbles* typical muggle...

I'm surprised that people could care less for their privacy. I would ban all things google, but I need google docs.

Also, my idiotic school requires gmail and google classroom. Oh, and did I forget to mention we have to use chromebooks!

Just want to share some fun 😁

real shit?