Is it okay to date a student that you teach programming?

To whom it may concern...

My Clients hate me, cuz I'm too happy

How do you deal with pressure and aggressive deadlines at work?

All devs should relate 😅

More Timezones

anyone likes githubs new syntax highlighting? no? i thought so.

One of my favorite animals is penguins. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

dev1: have you finished the task?

dev2: yep

dev1: why don't you open a PR?

dev2: I'll open one at 17:59. I want to sleep this night

My 1st post on DevRant! Heloooooo!! 1

So My Employer want me to create an app like spotify+Baidu+Alipay for IOS and Android, and he want the app in the production in two days.

ouch! my health :(

Spooky

If your IDE found

10 errors

and 47 warns

would you correct them

or let them slip.

YO ...

His palms are sweaty

Knees weak, arms are heavy

The tests are failing already

Code spaghetti.

He's nervous,

But at his laptop he looks calm and ready
To squash bugs

But he keeps on forgetting

What he wrote down, the whole team goes so loud

He opens his file, but the code won't come out

He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now

The deadline run out, times up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality, oh there goes file integrity

Oh, there goes documentation, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows his whole header's code

It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its

Back to the office again yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

Note: All credits to the original owners of these phrases.

I love VSCode though.

penguins ...

Heavy lifting.

Downloaded example code and he left gmail credentials in...

So between Linux distros like Ubuntu, Manjaro, and Fedora the only difference in the Terminal is the package manager right?

Like Ubuntu uses apt-get, Manjaro uses pacman and I think Fedora uses yum (that’s what I’ve been told I could be wrong) but other than that is there any other big difference in the terminal?

Zuck man bad

N O S T A L G I A

And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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I started a nee personal project few weeks ago. I named it SelfVPN. Its simply a VPN client that lets you create DigitalOcean droplets and install vpn server without opening DigitalOcean panel. You just need to add your api key in application.

It takes like 5 min to create new server and deploy vpn server. So I am paying hourly usage of vpn! Even if I don't destroy droplet it wont cost more than 5$ a month.

I am thinking to open source it. But code is too messy 😅 Here is the first look of it

Skype for business is a total fucking piece of shit.

😂😂😂This made me laugh

Sorry if this is a repost

My biggest fear about publishing open source code is people looking at it and having the same reaction a have when I get back at my old code.

fancy coding standards

I like coffee. This fact gives me a personality.

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

Here’s a poster with a super short description of each one to help you keep track and find some new useful Linux tools.

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