How do you like my setup for tonight?

I got really happy for a moment. Thinking; this is my time! I will finally get a stressball! Then i remembered dfox changed it to 500++ 😭

Am i the only one who ignore the license agreement while installing any software?

Report to who?

Apparently working 80+ hour weeks for a year gets you "met expectations" in your review since "shit rolls down the hill".

Employers look for degrees, fellow developers look for stickers - how to tell a developers experience xD

CSS be like

Few days ago google celebrated 18 years, its a bit awkward the things i asked from a minor...

That's my favorite color!

I Google
I stack overflow
I am an index that references
The internet memory

The modern day code-er mantra

Oh boy its that time of year

Pimping both my macbooks 😊 thanx for all the +1s❗️

This made me chuckle 😂 but seriously, ask that girl out 😉

bar codes suicide

#python #sanke #hahahahah

My weekends!

Jesus shitting Christ. Do you want to know something by awful. A comment by @tahnik on a post by @yvang has just made me realise I have been fighting CSS to make it do what I want since IE3 came out.

In August 1996. 20 years ago. I'm 40. That's half my life ago. CSS, I salute you. You've been a worthy adversary.

Old but Gold

thanks to google, vodka....

Sometimes I got one of these:
403 Forbidden
404 Not found
502 Bad gateway

Most of time I got a 702 Incompatible user.

2 hours waiting for the MacBook Pro refresh announcement and not a word

Apple's "AirSticks"

I'm not gonna pay that money for it

When my teacher give me a 8/20 because I've used to much code in a useless flash project.

The networking closet I had the pleasure of working in most of last night. That's all very loud, very warm air compressors at the bottom, and the switch, firewall, and modem up near the top. And all they had was a small step stool...

Of course I'll buy it, it has no 3,5mm jack isn't it awesome?

In case you haven't seen this: 😂

I'll make the documentation after just some lines of code

Every damn time.

The worst part about owning a non Nexus Android phone is the long wait for the next version of Android. I want 7.0 but I'm not even sure if my s7 edge on Sprint will get it before the year is over