Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

>you love Google
>you're writing a CV
>you have big ego
>your CV looks like that one
>you're probably me

Government on crypto currencies

Government - "You could loose all your money"
Government Again - "You could loose all your money"
Government in loop- "You could loose all your money"

News - "Government planning to ban crypto currencies"

-Market crashed

Government - "Told Ya"

Stack Overflow

A valid question making a fair point.
A valid answer with references and examples.

Both downvoted

- Starts new project -
"Wow, I'm coding it pretty well"
- Hates it after two weeks, starts new project -
"Wow, I'm coding it pretty well"

Python: let me manage those packages for you.

Node: here's the whole post office. You're welcome.

c: Write the packages yourself.

Luarocks: What the fuck is a package

Comment your own code.

"But nobody except me will see..."

COMMENT YOUR OWN CODE!!!

I wonder how much extra luggage it needs to carry css and js.

*Changes code*
*alt + tab to website*
*ctrl + s to save changes*

FUUUUUU...

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

Bought a calligraphy set.

Perks of programming: working from home

Accidentally pressed the "Windows key" with Ctrl + C.....

Me after coding the whole night w/ 30-minute sleep.

Have it for a while now. Still love it 🙃

Coffe and beer is all I need ;)

So after a long day of CSS’ng for building a new form layout, I walk out of work and see this 😨

I swear the universe is cruel at times.

i beat my meat.js

$ cd /my_life
$ cd /every_day
$ ls
pain suffering programming

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Enabling Javascript on Windows

Who thought teaching jQuery BEFORE JavaScript was a good idea?

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

- Music
- Coffee
- going to take a piss a lot only to think about stuff