My friend sent me this and I don’t think I ever laughed harder at a dev joke.

Aussie people make everything funnier, idk why (if it’s a repost then sorry)

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out They couldn't find a table.

The answer they deserve

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft Product."

- Wise Old Man

(Taken from ebtionko.wordpress.com)

When your program is a complete mess but does its job

I leave this here and slowly withdraw

Software developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.

I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.😎

A test engineer walks into a bar

The most needed webservice on earth right now..
https://foaas.com/

Programming tip of the day:

Several hours of trial and error can save you many minutes of reading the docs.

I came across this purest form of evilness 😂😂😂

both sides are real

Well, ... Ok ...

XD

GIT PUSH LIVE

Still awaiting my async enlightenment 😝

VSCode Remote SSH and Remote WSL 👍.
I'm Lovin' It ❤️

!rant

For some people that are starting with M.L either by hobby or study. This is a very cool website to keep close to when fiddling with concepts that are alien to you:

https://ml-cheatsheet.readthedocs.io/...

Just thought it would be a nice bookmark to have.

Cheers putos

100% random on this one BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT...

I currently have a minecraft server up and running but everyone I work with seems to have left it and I seem to be the only one on now...

If anyone is interested in joining the IP is minecraft.lxmcf.com and it's a vanilla 1.14.1 server with a few datapacks :-3

(PS it's only a 2GB server so please be gentle)

Edit: should also note it's the java edition

Nice workaround xD

Now that I have time to approach my ultimate dream ( being the pro penrester ) , asked a hacker for a road map and he gave me (U'll rarely see such open hackers that share knowledge :) )
Surprisingly I've been familiar with all the topics but being the most pro , requires u to be pro in every single topic .

Guess what ? I'm starting from basic linux commands all over again 😂
echo 'hello world :/'

!rant
This is the second month that I'll actually earn money from developing software at my job, I'm so happy to finally see all the (self-)studying and late-night coding shed its fruits 😍

The cooling system in one of our server rooms is frozen...

#WhenYouAreTooNerdy

Whenever a language has a goto statement I can't resist :

On error goto hell
// code
Hell:
// error handling

Well said. Well said indeed.

Heres my $.05 for beginners:

opencv doesnt work if you have a sticker on your webcam

Let's make a challenge:
If we put a vegan and an Arch user on the same room. which one will talk first announcing that he's vegan/using arch??

so I've just made an experiment. Booted up my now dust-free PC w/ an old LMint 17.1 installation, opened up terminal, full-screened it and opened vim in edit mode.

Sat my 1.5 year old on my lap and gave him the keyboard.

10 minutes did not pass and the kid was back in the terminal!

so whenever you say VIM is hard to use -- SHAME ON YOU! My toddler learns faster than you do!