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Skills

C++, C
Location

Sweden

Joined devRant on 6/7/2016

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Sometimes i day dream about developing a software that take less than 1.5 minutes to build.

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Is there a timer which removes the downvote?
I downvote rants every day and if a post have -1 it changes to 0 after 5-10 seconds.

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Just some computers waiting in line for our technician

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Tough choice 😅

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This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

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Found a comment in the code today:

/*
* Method: Import
* Purpose: Handle all the export
*/

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If your rant starts with "Not a rant", why do you post?

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Was that really the best place for the Print Screen button?

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I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

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My reaction to this question:

NO GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!

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Great work [Insert company name]!

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Well, fuck you too.

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Init()
{
Customer = stupid;
}

Initial value of all customers

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Is VIM really that bad? Or why does everybody want to know how to quit it?

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Yeah, so I've got this ball...

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Bus not found

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I'd like an Report as off topic-button. Ten reports and it's removed?

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Can we please stop posting random Pokemon pictures?

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Countdown has begun! July 29 is the last day we see this f***ing dialog. Bye bye annoying Windows 10 update.

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"No, I have not used c++.
No, I have not used mfc.
No, I have not used Pervasive database.
Goodbye. 😢"

BUT! I got the job!

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Every day: 30 mins trying to remember where I left off the day before. Coding for 5 mins. Interrupted by a colleague. 30 mins trying to remember where I was. And that's my day.

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When the work mailbox looks like this... 😩🔫

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Pointer array.

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Visiting the hospital and I see this. I have to go there. Minimum spanning tree.

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Every time I hear footsteps in the office comming my way after a commit: "Oh dear god, what did I break?!"

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Well, at least there are no errors...

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Every sprint...

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