Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Fixed a printer once

Not the best font choice....
(Read under the mouse)

Yep that's how I want to wake up, with a mini heart attack ...

When you're so into your project that you feel like peeing is a waste of time...

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

iOS: Hey, human wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.

iOS: Out of Memory.
Me: What?

iOS: I ain't explaining shit.

When I was 12 and made an html page ^-^

I love the government sites in my country.

Windows updates.

2nd worst part of being a dev?

"It should only take 5 minutes"

5 hours later: "aaaaannnddd done."

My mantra while browsing devRant:

I will downvote and walk away. I will not take the bait.
I will downvote and walk away. I will not take the bait.
I will downvote and walk away. I will not take the bait.
I will downvote and walk away. I will not take the bait.

*exhales*

IKEA hoped for a line break

Another day, another datetime conversion problem.

Don't worry, ur not late, ur on time.

We love to code
But we don't love what we code

That's deep.

Waiting for the compiler

Critical bugs on friday afternoons.

Can't wait for this to happen

Which one guys?

It works!! IT WORKS!!! IT MOTHERF@CKING WORKS!!

My private program FINALLY WORKS, and DOES WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO....

YAAAAAYYYY!!!

First thing when using a new IDE... Find and enable dark mode.

margin-right: -100px !important

Open offices

Sitting too much

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

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My internship at startup:
Dream: Lots of coding
Reality: Maintaining Excel sheets for API functions.😑

This community needs way less fanboy bullshit posts.

You don't like x, you don't buy/use x.