I.T company...

Here you go; little bit of motivation;

Been there.

when two people from the same place find out about devRant and post their rants...

Didn't want to post it as there's been already a lot of posts like this. But I just can't help myself to rant over this. This happened yesterday. I helped him earlier with his phone.

Friend of my dad: Hey, I need your help with my laptop I bought from eBay.

Me: *flashbacks of devRant posts*

Him: Everything works. It's just that nothing comes up in display.

Me: Okay, you need to take that to a repair shop. If at least something came up on screen I could help.

Him: Aren't you a computer engineer? I bought this because I knew you can fix it.

Me: *more flashbacks*

Him: You gotta help me with this. I can't lose money on this

Me: You didn't even ask me anything before buying. Ask your buyer if they have a 30 day return policy.

Him: Why are paying this much to study Computer Engineering? I'll talk to your dad.

This people man. I told my dad and he never received his call anymore

Documentation? What documentation?

Friend found this at his office

How to break a chatbot (well done).

A friend asks me for help with one of her subjects in college (She is taking a degree on Communication sciences):
Her: "Hey! Can you help me with Java next semester? I am going to have a subject about that..."
Me: "Java in your degree? Strange... You sure it's Java?"
Her: "Yes, I'm sure! I've talked to some people of my degree and they said it is Java. Can you help me?"
Me: "Okay! Do you have any documentation so that I can check what you are going to learn about Java?"
*She sends a PDF*
I open the PDF and the first page says: "Introduction to JavaScript".

Sometimes I wish my life was like Windows.
Whenever I notice a problem or error, restarting my life would solve it.

Stages of programming

True?

Feature request:
Swipe between rants so you don't have to return to the feed if you read more / comment

The software development process

i can’t fix this

*crisis of confidence*
*questions career*
*questions life*

oh it was a typo, cool

If clicking would work

i hate myself for having a better idea to write a procedure or a function after getting it done. *comments the first set of code, just to be sure.*

just solved a bug that had me stuck for two days. want to share the joy with you, fuckers

- What actually programmers do?
- Developin web, mobile applications, etc...
- Cool, can u replace my phone's screen?

come on! are there any devs who have never ever googled an error message? :)

Error? Hmm, I better try to re-run it a couple hundred more times before I try to fix it.. Just in case it magically works again.

I'm not ready for Monday! Can I have another Friday?

Jobs description be like "Seeking virgins with 3 years of sexual experience" 🤔

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right