"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

idk why people keep saying Chrome hogs up all the memory
i have 16gb of RAM and it just takes 14gb

Every now and then... try this.

CTOs be like:
We don't need no backup station,
We don't need no source control!

*Me using dark theme on everything*

Me: Hey, look at this, I finished that thing that you wanted me to do.

*Project partner looks at my screen*

Partner: Ugh, why do you use that dark theme? It really strains my eyes.

Me: :-|
That is one of the reasons I use dark themes

Am 23, I plan to have 4 kids in the future.

This will be their first names
1. Ruby - Female name
2. Pearl - Female name
3. Haskell - Male name
4. Python - Last born. Most loved. But am sure he will hate me for his name😂😂

All I need is a wife now or a girlfriend could do🤔...

It's just Tuesday 😑

My GitHub repository now has 6 watchs, 17 stars and 4 forks. I feel like I've accomplished everything I've ever wanted in life 😛

Knock knock.

Race condition.

Who's there?

I deal with rejection every day...

...from failed Promise objects.

I used Haskell today!

My lunch consists of smashing food in my mouth and watching YouTube videos. Sad but Satisfying.

Inspired by @Linux 's rant

Shit.. tricky!

You know you're backend when it took you 30 minutes to program the inner workings of the platform... and 4 days to make it look pretty.

1:15pm - When you're done replying to email, skype, slack, linkedin, and voice messages... :/

When I need to finish a project

i ll quit smoking soon... brace yourself, the rants are comming

QA trying to break my code

Printers.

No coffee no code

Time flies,

when your code doesn't work.

This is so true.

Relabel ftw!

Tim. His name is Tim.

He can only work if being micromanaged, bangs on his desk when frustrated or curses when confused (ALL day), and is the source of all my frustration and rants.

I highly dislike Tim.

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

Clever 😀

Lets meet and chill ;)

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Client keeps asking about their website and why it isn't ready, and I keep asking them for their content 🙈

I have a joke about UDP but you might not get it...

Swift's structure is perfect as tableView's dataSource.