It's Friday and guess what?

We are fucking deploying on prod!

Dear teenager who came up to me and said "Oh python, you must be a beginner programmer"

kill yourself

sincerely,
Angry dev who is tired of people shaming python

So I migrated over to ja.stackoverflow.com, which is just the japanese version of stackoverflow, and realized how much different japanese devs are to the american ones Im used too.

On the standard StackOverflow I would see people argue and lots of questions would be downvoted. but on its japanese counterpart if you even ask for a little more context on a question they speak to you as if you were there boss. They also always say thank you sir at the end of their comment.

Im tempted to just keep google translate open and stay on ja.stackoverflow

Ironically, Anonymous has made quite the name for themselves...

Happens sometimes....

I've been on devRant long enough that I'm getting familiar with some of the more frequent ranters here. I imagine it's been done before, but I'd like to put some faces to the names.

So post them mugs in here, fellas!

Here's me with my daughter (turns 1 next week!), taken last Saturday.

Introducing ArnoldC, a stack programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger phrases:

- It's a game, play it
- Come prepared
- It's better to say "not sure" or "don't know" than bullshit
- Don't write in the CV (or mention during the interview) things you don't want to be asked about
- Sound eager and enthusiastic about your profession because no one likes a downer
- the interview is a sales meeting, you are the goods, be sure to be a good salesman

Avoid recruiters at all costs.

Anyone's company affected by sheer idiocy?

If only I had a job to rant about...😭

`grey` is darker than `darkgrey`
(#808080 vs #a9a9a9)

gg CSS

There are two kinds of developers in this world:
Those that finish the project they started, and

What do you all think about that. Is it good or nah? After few months of coding tried to do some UI design.

Poweroutage in the area, suddenly thousands upon thousands of mobile devices is connecting to 4g.
Result? The 4g antenna in the area dies too

I going to kill myself

Dual Boot.

I'm so sorry.

Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
...
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.

Senior management has decided developers have to spent 25% of their time / month on business related self development and improvement.

😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😆

Today, social media databases around the world will be forced to accept billions of shitty firework photos.

Pretty accurate ....

Apparently this is still a thing....

I'm the only one of my friends who uses their computer for more than games

Am I alone? 😅😂😂

Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

Coming out the test today. There is a message from the Professor in the back of the test.

I have a job

I clearly need a break...

I am hungry .. Hahahaha !

Despite beeing one of the strangest ads I ever saw, this one is a beautiful and scary example of advertising tracking. Although I used a vpn and incognito mode I saw this ad on a page really not tech related at all.