Senior Developer vs Intern

Let me google this quickly.

30 years ago today Linus Torvalds announced in a newsgroup that he was working on a free operating system that later came to be called Linux.

I edit text files for a living

Are you this old?

We had work to do all this time.

Comment now and say what you wanted to, my friend 😏

Some devs on anonymous platforms: 🐅 (tiger)

Same dev on LinkedIn: 🐁 (mouse)

Funny to see some "devs":

* Ranting about their low pay
* Ranting about a free book

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We are giving this book for free so you may take it as well 😚

Get it: http://free.opengenus.org

It will give you some problem solving skills with Dynamic Programming.

I can invert Arne Andersson tree in 5 minutes.

Do you think you can beat me in a battle?

Okay, this is AA tree: https://iq.opengenus.org/aa-trees/

Most Russian thing done by a Russian Mathematician
https://iq.opengenus.org/grigori-pe...

Got a DM on Twitter to stop posting shit 💩 on DevRant.

Who are you in here? 😡

[INTERVIEW] Can you say what this DP approach is doing?

🤣

Get the answer: https://iq.opengenus.org/number-wit...

Wonderful year so far, 2021

Candidate for VC Principal role: "I thought you were flirting with me" because I laughed at this dude's jokes.

The HR called me and told me I shouldn't flirt in job interviews afterward and that he was disappointed in me.

If you are still holding your developer job through the pandemic, congratulations

you are one of the best developers in the market.

😏

Give a review other than changing a variable name 😡

Why is the girl on the left so scared to see me? 😱

Google has answers to everything

Some senior developers add in useless review comments just to pause merging.

When it happens, its tough.

Trying to learn Spanish for last 10 years and in the time, I have used at least 20 programming languages.

Nothing is as easy as it is.

Prepared for Interviews for 4 years; Got a degree in the way;

Postponed to next year due to COVID-19

Now, I have 1 more year :)

If one can claim experience in a language if they have written a hello world code, can I write that I have 5 years of experience, if I write that same hello world code every year for 5 years in a row?

Today, I interviewed a candidate for an entry position. I noticed our job post had a requirement of 30+ years of experience in C++.

I fixed it to "Basic implementation skill in C++".

Hello World in 119 different Programming Language.

It was really tiring and took 5 days.

Interviewer asked me how to find the best move in Tic Tac Toe game.

We discussed several ideas and ended up playing Tic Tac Toe for nearly 10 minutes.

It turns out HR was keeping an eye and they had to interrupt.

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December 2019: Everyone want to create a Facebook copy

Today: Everyone want to create a Zoom copy 😂

Great opportunities now as per Managers:

* Develop a chat system like Zoom
* Develop anti-virus for Coronavirus
* Develop time travel machine to stop Coronavirus at the point it started

When Coronavirus become a household name, our Manager said:

"This is a good to time to build a real-time chat system like Zoom. If anyone is able to build something like it, it will help our company grow."

[Silence]

Manager: "There is a lot of demand."

[More silence]