When you come home from a day of programing

Incident 0:
1. Saw an interesting job opening
2. Sent the resume
3. Received an email mentioning not qualified.

Incident 1:
1. Saw an interesting job opening
2. Sent the resume
3. Hr scheduled an interview
4. Interview went good
5. Havent heard any thing ftom hr yet, neither positive nor negative.

I hope I dont need to mention the countries in both cases.

worst interview was about 2 years ago. I found this job as on a famous website, I applied for a desktop dev. position...the job seemed really easy, after 10 minutes the so-called CTO asked me:" how much do you know C hash?" me:"what?" him:"C hash...the Microsoft programming language" I thanked him for his time and went home crying ( he meant c# )...after a month I found out the company had gone bankrupt...I think I know why..

Getting out of VIM

How to generate a random string:

I get 21 errors in a 20 line program!

how about 2 because you can't have everything 🤗

After working late to complete a "required" feature, to have the client change their mind the next morning.

That's True :D

Britain just found out how to exit from Vim.. 😁

That feeling when you coded a temporary solution and its stable in production for 2years already..

OMG!!! Google has stopped support for Internet Explorer...

Favorite co-worker conversations:

Guy 1: PHP can be plenty fast! Just put in APC, Memcached, and Varnish and you can handle just about any load.

Guy 2: So you're saying PHP is fast when it doesn't run.

Why is this app so addicting?!?!

left one is me, right one is my friend when we talked about password security

That moment when you finally solve your problem and you can close your browser with 20+ tabs of searches for your error message. Feels damn good.

This is so true.

A client just said "the users aren't going to sit there and go through 5 slides to get the information. I don't want a slider"

I fully support your thoughts. These are the clients I want more of.

😂😂😂😂😂 this is serious

Error 404. Dead Link.

Just got this amazing gift for my newborn from the guys at work!

When you lose this great flow you had because of a child "calling from Microsoft". (I didn't use Windows since XP)

[POLL]: What do you prefer making iOS apps?

- Swift
- Objective-C

when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...