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Any Home Assistant fans out there? Got myself a RPi3 a few months ago and got hooked on HA, because of the huge product support and great community. Didn't find any dashboards that I liked so created my own, written in JS, fully customisable and support for most if not all kinds of gadgets. The purpose was to have something easy to use for the whole family, on a wall-mounted tablet. What do you guys think?

Anyways, has anyone done some cool home automations/scripting? Would love to hear about it!

I'm really not much of a drinker, but last night I was apparently.

I thought I played video games until I passed out on the couch and was carried to bed.

This morning, my laptop reveals to me that I had an idea for a web app last night because I made a very misspelled, yet highly detailed to do list for the app, a very blank index file, and 37 open tabs of what looks like research for certain web features.

Project seemed to be some sort of organization thing with a lot of really random and unrelated features like "fruit meterr that scales different fruits you earn" (what does that even mean??) and "sassy bill reminder".

I'm closing out all the tabs I had opened, when I see the tab showing the domain name I chose and bought. I even got the SSL certificate and email domain purchased.

Drunk me seemed to have been really excited about this idea 😶

Me using the Siri app on my iPhone:

Me: "Siri, call my wife."
Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts."
Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife."
Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife."
Me: "Call my wife."
Siri: "Which wife?"

If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear you can hear the C.

Any vim lovers here?

Getting married to a female dev sounds cool, until she starts setting up a trello board for house tasks.🙅

Got my hands on an interesting API.
Look around on the site.
No documentation. Like, nothing. Not even examples.
Tried calling it.
Response code: 200 OK
Body: Unknown Error.

Well, fuck you too.

When a non-coworker stars your project on github.

After 1,5 months of customer support as a Linux support engineer, I can honestly say:

Fuck wordpress.

Why am I able to write a quick search algorithm in JavaScript but am not able to talk to girls?

Shouldn't the second one be easier than the first one?

Shouldn't every human being be able to do the first one?

Why did the integer drown?

Because it wouldn't float.

Finally ditched Linux and am back on the original and best :p

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

HAHAHAHAHA

We accept that the brain is the most important organ, but really, what organ is telling you that?

Fucking Brain.

I have a huge problem.

I fell in love with a girl and I can't concentrate enough to code. I sit at my PC, open editor and start, but from time to time I find myself staring blindly into a screen realizing i lost some time thinking of her. Then I get back to work, but I start to write nonsense out of confusion. Today ive been trying to code from 10 am til 4 pm, but nothing. Ive literally done nothing today. Just lost time...

I have just realized the music that was playing in my headphones stopped a long time ago and I've just been sitting here in silence with my headphones on listening to absolutely nothing.

Just printed "Hello World", time to put Python on my resume! 😎

😁😁..

Every fucking time. 😂

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Every single day.

If nobody has told you today, your code is looking good ❤️

👈😎👈

Going through the previous guy's code. Dude got his comments on point.

// repost \\
To all new devs:
• Your language of choice is fine.
• There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
• Your IDE is fine.
• Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

I see a lot of hate for JS in here. I personally love that mother fucker.

Thank you so much chrome developers for this! Now web designers are free from pain of cache 🙌🏻

Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

Fuck you css

Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.