Seems too accurate. 😂😂

Technology :)

Programmer's Weekend

Just received my github mug!

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

New private business cards just arrived. The front page is a sticker, too. Love it!

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

When you teach a designer to code and they finally understand...

The other week, our coffee machine broke. No code was written.

Today, coffee machine broke. No code written.

Think I found the secret ingredient to writing code!

Exception handling explained... Well they missed 'finally' 😅

In my company we developped a tool where we enter the average salary of all members of the meeting and then let a timer run which would show how much money the company spent on that specific meeting.
Needless to say that meetings were way shorter after that

Broken coffee machine: Day 1

Corrupted FS is coming

Seen in an IT company in Denmark

Achievement of the day. Finally managed to reproduce a bug a client reported

Just watched Bourne. One of the first lines are: "Corrupt their database by using SQL". It's like saying: "Corrupt their text document with words". I love when they are "technical" in movies.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

I have a confession to make.
I do most of my java coding in comic sans ;-;
IT MAKES ME HAPPY FOR SOME REASON

Funniest pull request in github 😄😂 :

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

I bet no one wants to know this but like I give a fuck

This guy a legend 😂.

accidental latte art

Well, good morning to you too devRanters :)

I don't think so....

Anyone else remember that thing with the turtle that you gave instructions to and it'd draw lines?

Well.. 😂

In IoT, S stands for "security"

Let the hate begin 😂😂

I'll just leave this here......