I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

When your CPU is motivated and gives more than his 100%

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Two types of people in this world.
Those who press Ctrl+Shift+Esc.
Those who press Ctrl+Alt+Del and click on Task Manager.

"Hold this. I'm gonna patch up this bug"

I literally laughed out loud

CSS can kill you!

got it somewhere on the net

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Just learned new skills...

Taking my mechanical keyboard to office today. Can't wait to disturb everyone :D

*Evil laugh*

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

1. Join devRant

I'm almost done

Amazon got time travel now?

If world is a simulation, then where bugs are?

I'm a new developer. Here is the top advice I've received:

0. Think like a programmer, outside of work too.

1. Programming is tough. It takes a certain kind of mindset to sit in front of a monitor and think it through a problem till the end. Develop that mindset.

2. Handwork pays.

3. Do it for fun. Be exceptional. Money will follow.

4. Care about the craft you build. Write such a beautiful code that your fellow devs would think about your code and have a nerdgasm.

5. Simple is beautiful. Anybody can make things complex. It takes a stroke of genius to make things simple.

6. Write modular code. It makes your code reusable and easy to maintain. Future developers who will work on your piece of code will appreciate it.

7. Share your knowledge. Unlike materialistic things, knowledge grows when you share it.

8. Add comments. You think you'll remember why you wrote that piece of code that way or a clever hack you created but trust me, you won't.

9. Be humble. You'll never know everything. Don't hesitate to ask for help.

10. Writing code is exciting! Of course there will be some frustrating moments. But don't give up! You'll miss a lot of fun.

Not my quote, but one I've found to be incredibly useful:

Learn, teach, repeat. Always repeat

Don't copy-paste the code. Type it out. You'll learn a lot that way.

Learn to touch type. If you're a developer and doesn't know how to touch type, you're like an actor with no dress sense. It's one of the most basic things. Pay attention to these small things and it'll result in something huge!

Learn! There is always going to be something you definitely do not know.

Use Tabs! And Comment your code!!!!

Simply this

Web developer's dilemma

Scrum master: "I am the person, who should teach you about scrum"

It's hard work... 😇

I18n is short for internationalization because there is 18 letters between I and the last n. I love the laziness of developers.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

tbh I like assembly more than html and CSS