If you fail at management, start speaking on conferences about "agile"

Doing high school homework :D
Like a boss 😎

yes, you know what it is...

Chrome memory haha :D

Some developers need this book.

CSS...

(originally from Twitter)

Chrome in a nutshell.

Solid Insult..
GTA vice city.

Meanwhile, in real life...

how do you migrate to production so fast?

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

all unit tests passing

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

About Brexit.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Use Vim. What could happen?...

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Spent nearly entire weekend nights Bing watching Silicon Valley- great show and great waste of my time on earth.

Bash on Windows...so true..😐

Found a cool learning tool for starters.

Week 1 at new job and non reproducible Prod issue to try resolve.. She'll be right mate?

chmod -rf 0777 /*

Pretty simple oversight in a SQL pull led someone to run about 3,300 background checks that had already been run. Somebody told me we spend $25 per check, which would have totaled around $84,000. It ended up being much less, but for a good 40 minutes I assumed I'd be looking for other work the next day.

A client refused to pay for a hybrid mobile app because he said that he only needed the android version.

After publishing the app he asked if we could submit it on the Apple store because he now wanted the iOS version as well.

hello guys u guyz look awesome
I am new here also I am new for all this stuff as I recently completed my 12th
I love coding and I want to make my career in this field.
I hope u guyz would help :)