Not the quagmire I was expecting

@bugHunter I'd like to ++ but...

CLI > GUI

What is your type?

Me: can you send me the link to the pdf?
Coworker: sure: "file:///c:/users/dipshit/fuckme.pdf"
Me: FML...

A client once thought I was making "the trees come out of the screen" because I used parallax scrolling with a forest photo..

To convert an int number to a string I do this:-

String s=10+"";

The Internet is kind of slow today.
I'll just reboot real quick.

I just started playing around with machine learning in Python today. It's so fucking amazing, man!
All the concepts that come up when you search for tutorials on YouTube (you know, neural networks, SVM, Linear/Logic regression and all that fun stuff) seem overwhelming at first. I must admit, it took me more than 5 hours just to get everything set up the way it should be but, the end result was so satisfying when it finally worked (after ~100 errors).
If any of you guys want to start, I suggest visiting these YouTube channels:
- https://youtube.com/channel/...
- http://youtube.com/playlist/...

Stackoverflow has introduced the latest evolution in computer security - Dance Dance Authentication

https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

Anyone​ who likes Tensorflow ?

April 1st is not fools day....
Its "Internet Explorers' Day"

XOR...

This class adheres to the single responsibility principle: it is singularly responsible for the entire application.

!Rant
Do you guys know any website that challenges​ you into coding little programs (for me, php) to solve problems ?
I mean, it would be to train my skills with actual kind of real world problems, not just hello worlds or simple "how-to" codes.

I signed up to a contest recently and I felt really dumb not to be able to find solutions faster or with more efficiency (FYI : I was ranked 1049/2300 all languages included :( )

Meanwhile in a parallel universe...

"While the number of rabbits grows, the rabbits will grow in number."

Teacher explaining the Fibonacci sequence.

That's a good one!

My week at glance:
Monday: Sunday night hangover
Tuesday:Prepare report for progress meeting.
Wednesday: Progress meeting
Thursday:work little bit for next week progress meeting.
Friday: weekend fever and hence not in mood to work.
#big #company #work #culture

I learnt python so much
Now i try to finish my exams in one line

(.__.)

Waiting to get my hands dirty with soli project

Get this, at college we were told to use PHP7 for development right? All good, PHP7 is awesome and all, so we have to make a big project for college and put it on the school's server... now here's the pickle...

THEIR SERVER RUNS FUCKING PHP5.X

WTF!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? DON'T FUCKING TELL US WE SHOULD USE PHP7 AND THEN DON'T SUPPORT PHP7 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Awesome wallpaper for Guardians of the Galaxy fans