This one should be named ‘The Unclean Code’ 😂

Time to hide guys

Life's too short to boot from a HDD.

Curious about you devRanters' backgrounds.

I'm 28. Scala Pure FP. Formally Java OOP.

Google im at work

My new coding partner

Yep, this stuff exists.

My first post! Here's an image for you.

Anddddddd that's how it goes

No money no life!

Today I got kicked out of a sports store in a city that I'm not from on Black Friday for *allegedly* walking onto the putting green and teeing off a little foamy practice ball with a 3 wood.

There were a lot of accusations(which was pretty ironic considering I *may* have).

My main defense is that I honestly didn't think I was talented enough for it to end up in hunting & fishing on the other side of the store.
On the plus side I may have found a new hobby outside of developing

My anti-virus is like this..

I called in sick on Monday. Worked 6 hours from home. Took today off for the holiday. Worked 3 hours in the office.

I really need to get a life.

When your commit effects all the modules of the product be like... 😂😂

Me: Hey let's do A to help the website.
PO: Yeah that sounds good. but let's do some research about it.
6 months later.
PO: Hay let's do A to help the website.
CTO/CEO/PO's boss: amazing idea. Here's an award and some money for that.
Me: What. The. F...

It doesn't matter how much you try, JS is always gonna taste like pasta.

Sometimes, i'm like...

How I see my senior dev using vim,

Day 57: Visual Studio is still uninstalling...

Girlfriend: "Test"

Me:"?"

Girlfriend: "just checking. My text would not send..."

Me:"so you pinged me?"

Girlfriend:"Yes. :)"

Me: "198.403.10.32"

When you're programming instead of sleeping but you would like to rest the same. Please tell me how...

If you are happy and you know it...