Except when there's no answers...

Putting a (programming language) sticker on your laptop automatically makes you an expert in the language, guaranteed. 💯

So I was with my friends on the subway and we were talking about an assigment we have due this week with trees in Java. I got to say, the face on the old ladie next to us when we said "we must kill all the children left in the tree" was just epic! She must thought we were talking about beating some little kids or something... 😅

I'd like to make the world a better place but...

They won't give me the source code. 😔

Boss: Why is it that you are still not done with this?
Me: Because I keep getting interrupted
Boss: By what?

Interviewer: we need you to work overtime.
Dev: ok.
I: but we dont pay overtime work.
D:(so you want me to work for free?)
D:OK.

Can someone help me? Dont know what to do, im searching on page 5 of Google... I tried everthing and all the same 😢

Backend vs. Frontend

Programming is like sex💞
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life 🙈

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

If you’re having SQL injection problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 tables but… fffffuck. Now i only have one ☹️

Best part of being a dev?

The feeling when everything is going so well that you start suspecting that something is wrong.

Enter password.

Wrong!
Wrong!
Wrong!

Reset password.
New password can't be same as old password.

Found a better way to stack cables!

Those times when we had a lot of good memories