When you're so exited that you forget you have a name.
And thanks for the stickers senpai @dfox and @trogus.

But it works.....

Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common??

A: They both become useless when you open windows.

When programmer is asked to write an essay.

Support in the nutshell.

How to keep yourself motivated while working.

Daily poetry.

I'd replace the '+' in this week's question with '&'

Boss walks by my desk. Stops by the printer when coming back and brings me this.

I discovered this the 'new' open source OS by Google named Fuchsia. Build from the kernel up so no Linux.

Never gonna happen ..

What if "WannaCry" was just a elaborate way for Microsoft to get people to upgrade to Windows 10?

😁😁😁

Not sure if One of the most famous troll applications is trolling or what.

R: " I'm not hiring him, he use spaces over tabs. "

I fucking love silicon valley

I don't turn off Windows automatic updates because I don't WannaCry.

macOS' Finder says I have 24 files and directories in my home directory. 'ls -lah | wc -l' says I have 172. That's a lot to keep hidden from me. :)

I am so fucking sick of getting asked to implement special cases / features for 1 fucking customer just because the customer wants to do something differently (read fucking stupidly).

This piece of shit codebase already has easy on 500 special cases that were put in place to please some asshole who does'nt even use the feature he demanded once he realised what a wanker he was being.

Now I have to put in yet another bunch of conditional statements all over the place to pad another fucking douche bags ego.

For fuck sake can they not just use the software as it is. If some dick really wants shit his special glorious way can we not just fork the codebase give him his shit and he can stay on the same special fucking version forever without future updates because the other 99% of user aren't retarded.

Linux is love...

Who's at fault for the recent Wanna Cry virus: The companies affected or Microsoft/NSA?

Personally, I think it's the companies affected. This is what happens when you try and be cheap when it comes to cyber security​.

You know the UI/UX is bad when you have all kinds of navigation controls in your app
- Side menu
- Navigation bar with 4 bar buttons
- Tab bar buttons
- Floating menu button on the lower right

Netflix and Popcorn