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c#, php, js, c++, html5, css3, pentesting, tech, anything that gets put on my plate really.

Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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Client: Google analytics is saying our bounce rate is 86%, Could you fix what you did to improve this?

It's a single page website -.-

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When project managers copy and paste clients' vague requests word for word with no further explanation

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There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

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"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

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Fixing a critical bug right before deployment.

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Coding before coffee be like...

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I'm considering getting a mini fridge for beer because my kitchen fridge is too far from my desk.

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try {
// code that will someday
// throw an exception. Today is
// not that day.
}
catch(Exception ex) {
// The big day has arrived! BUT...
// I'm a heartless bastard who
// does not log errors.
// Good luck finding me!
}

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A new company is flying me out to interview with them today, wish me luck!

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The last known image of a Cobol developer. #conspiracy #Illuminati

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error handling

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When your company still uses CRT monitors :|

What the fuck

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When you get up from your desk and your entire work space explodes...

... you left your headphones in

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One of my favorites

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Project management

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Life of a software engineer.

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Haha 😂

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flash will be flushed

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A minute of silence..
...for the product managers who want the COOL 'Flash' app remain untouched in the code!

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Made my Day

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<rant>

Falling sick on the weekend after a long week is probably the worst feeling ever.

I missed enjoying with cousins. I missed a 10k run I had signed up for. I missed coding.

Found devRant at the right time I guess - the only silver lining.

</rant>

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Left one company on Friday, starting a new one Monday. This means the only programming I'm doing this weekend are the fun personal ones!

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When your hammer is C++ everything begins to look like a thumb

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Simply true

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Why the Hell isn't the Iphone's battery life called "Apple juice"

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404 not found

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True that

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Backend programmer

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A: Why do Java developers wear glasses?
B: Because they don't C#

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