I'm starting to feel that the SO bunch are moving here - a few comments I've posted recently (and I don't usually like to post) have been shot down purely because they contain my opinion. I really hope it's just bad luck on my part 🙁

code lives

Senior architect-type person at work wants me to review some code he's written. Is it on GitHub/Gitlab/Bitbucket etc? Nope. "Here, I've printed it out for you. " 😂

When was the last time you printed code out? Also it's in black and white, times new roman😱💀

Pretty much , part - 2

Picture speaks for itself^^ ooh and please ++ I really need my first devrant stressbal

When all your bugs is marked as fixed one by one by QA

When I was 8, I first saw a computer, and thought this is my future

When I was 11, I got my first computer and I thought, yep computer is my future

When I was 14, I had the option to learn computer studies, and this time, I thought nothing of it. I already knew what I was going to be.

2008: Made my new PC go Blue Screen within 3 months. Knew I wanted to do "something with computers".

2016: CS Major. ✌(◕‿-)✌

One year for Christmas, my dad got me an old tower and installed Windows 98 on it. He also got two old-school PCI WiFi cards so that my "new" computer could access the Internet via his.

I started learning basic web development. I would convince my mom (an English teacher) to buy me books on programming all the time when she was getting her own books at the store.

Eventually, I got a book on Blitz Basic and started making my own video games.

Then GameMaker, Java, C/C++, and more web development and design happened until all the sudden, out of nowhere, I'm a computer scientist 😁

It's crazy how much we owe to our parents. And neither us nor them even realized what they were doing at the time!

I've never heard of XSLT until now and I'm disappointed...

work with silverlight application right after Microsoft dropped it's support on it

Today I realized that a project that Ive worked on for years is now redundant and will probably be scrapped after my own new and more effective process hits production.
Im happy about that, no matter how good and hours spent. I made something better to replace it. This must be what finding a New gf after divorce feels like.

"cannot null. please try null again" Well, ok...

everything has a terrible api unless you made it yourself

good one

when the project manger asks for status on a ticket.
me: what ticket
pm: hold on. (makes ticket). that one.

When somebody else in the office steals your rant, puts it up on devRant and gets more +1's than anybody else on devRant.