Haha. Waiting to see how this will go

How startups work explained in js code

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

I have my own secret script hidden in a /batcave dir on the production servers. It fixes everything the other devs usually manage to screw up.
I call it Batman.bat

Just had a User asking to recover something from her Deleted Items folder which is where she puts things she wants to read later. Seriously! I thought this was a joke but people really do do this! The clue is in the name: "DELETED Items". Aargh!

In an interview and the interviewee says he can code JQuery but not Javascript...

Canadian C:

#include<stdio.h>
#define eh ;
main() {
printf("Hello World") eh
}

UDP Joke

When I look at old screenshots of apps, I think, "this was state-of-the-art once"

Using differing programming languages and forgetting which comment syntax is for what

VisualStudio is a bit of comedian sometimes. 😂😂😂

When job requirements say:
Programming Languages:
CSS
Scrum
Git
jQuery
JSON
...who tf writes these requirements!?

How i feel after working on the same project for almost a year

got a call from a recruiter for a job. said "wokey, let's see what you got to offer"
get to the interview, the first question is "why do you want to work in our company?"
me: i don't know, you called me!

php coder since 1999. Still don't remember which explode() param come first.
Just me or everyone else ? :/

Six stages of debugging

Sometimes I forget that not all Terminal commands begin with "git."

git ls
git less fileName.ext
git cd ..

10 years in dev and can't seem to keep up with all these languages. I learn one forget the other. Mix up syntax. Features removed or added.
Still use cheat sheets which I update as the languages change.
Just me or everyone else?

It said any button! O.o