Just shaved my beard and immediately regretted it. I look like a snail now... And my Linux skills are gone...

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

Rare old picture of a Linux Sysadmin enjoying a mug of tea after a hard day at work

Who is capable of?

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

#truestory

I think I'll never going to get a devRant stress ball, so i made this instead with my pretty low budget (0.5$).

*Trying to finish up this project I'm doing*

Me: "Fuck this shit I'm done shit doesn't work"

*non-dev girlfriend sits in front of computer*

GF: "I believe this line shouldn't be here it messes up what happens in the loop. Or atleast that's what it looks"

*checking it*

Me: "So what's your ring size again"

Sister: today I discovered two new libraries
Me: what lang?
She: what?

She was talking about real libraries xD

my girlfriend knows how to work with linux based systems and she does not like apple products. She's the one!

Me: I’ve been in the web since 2006, of course i know html,css,javascript.
Also me: Google how to center a div.

The mobile web version of GitHub is absolute garbage. It's so shitty I don't even get why they bother. It lacks basic features like issue searching and the interface is so dumbed down everything just feels cheap and I always feel like I'm missing out.

All the devs I've talked to say they always just select "show desktop version." I do that too. It works perfectly. It's so fucking annoying. I wish they would just make a real mobile version, that's not missing features, or just default to the desktop app on mobile - works fine and everyone uses it anyway.

- Why did this rm command take 2 seconds?
- OH FUCK....

First new job impression;
Me: you use Ubuntu as well? Nearly everyone does Linux here I see!
Co-worker: yup!
Me: So no windows?
CW: nahh, we want stuff that's fixable if it gets fucked. *mentions some things about windows*
Other co-worker: (obviously referring to windows) hey no swearing in here!

😄😅😆

I like it there!

When your IDE is in dark mode but every webpage you visit has a white background... And alt-tabbing makes your eyes bleed.

My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

Had to debug an issue,

*ssh user@domain*
"some wild network connection issue"
*hmm weird.. *
*checks everything again*
*hmm seems alright.. *
*tries again*
*same damn error*
*ssh -v user@domain*
*syntax error thingy on the -v part*
😮
*messages co-worker asking what the fuck could be giving on*
"ey mate check your aliases 😂"
*alias"
"alias ssh="echo {insert network connection issue"*

*loud laughing from the co-worker I messaged*

MOTHERFUCKER 😆

LalaLan

The joys of web dev

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++