Dear Websites,

If I have to go through a fucking slideshow or even multiple pages to see your content, I won't be on your site for more than 5 seconds.

Sincerely,
Everyone

*listens to music using Samsung earphones*
Person next to me: Nice song
Neighbor: Nice song
Aliens: Nice song

*Working on personal project*

Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project

...DAMNIT

One of the many joys in a programmers life

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

Me Visiting a new location...

*Device found a new wi-fi signal:
worldsMostSecureRouter

*Enter password:
worldsMostSecureRouter123

*Authorizing...
*Obtaining IP address
*Connected

Yo mama's so fat that if she sat on a binary tree she will convert it into a linked list in O(1) time

Dear programmers everywhere who keep your blogs running for years after you stop posting: Thank you!

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

Church proyect...

Client: we want our logo in our new website

Me: ok no problem just give me the....

Client: but we dont want ppl to be able to download it.

Me: excuse me but that is not posible cuz...

Client: where is your faith! Nothing is imposible.

Me: proceed to stare in disbelief....

Happy April Fool's!

- Windows 8 == Best OS
- Apple is fairly priced
- PHP > C++
- Java === JavaScript
- facebook > devrant
- Github useless, use .zip
- Comic Sans best terminal font
- Nobody needs a web developer because Wordpress much better
- Linux is for virgins

Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.

One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.

I speak two languages. English and Test data.

English: Hello!
Test data: adfadavsdfafDafdada

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Everything is going as planned

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Told my gf I wanted a coding buddy so she won me this during the hackathon 😀

Filler text for meme

Exactly

An interesting paradox

"When your computer overheats, why does it freeze..."