When you want to summon Satan but need to write the networking book first.

Only if Sunday had 48 hours. Everyone's life would be better

This community is AMAZING \m/

*Sees a Fly fly out of the wallet*
"There was a bug in my wallet, no wonder I didn't have any money"

Anddddddd that's how it goes

*sigh* Windows...

800+ lines of js, implementing business logic from an excel spreadsheet. All variables named as the excel cells, e.g "B32 = G11 * Min(A12, A13)" and so on, all grouped in a few giant functions.

PM told me to modify some of the logic, ended up rewriting the whole thing. At least the next person working on it won't have to deal with this mess...

When you been coding so long you don't realise it's already daybreak.....

My CS Teacher's child was apparently born today, I'm gonna suggest X-AE-A12.

Segmentation fault: core dumped

What's the most interesting use for a QR code (or any other 2D code) you have seen?

Just joined THE DARK SIDE!!!😈👿
MUCH. BETTER.

So one of my spoiled brat friends just said fuck it to engineering and his parents actually obliged, perks of being a single child. I'd be stabbed if I tried something like that.

C was my first thing in 10th grade, now I am in college, in touch with some Java and Python, and hopefully some more in the near future.

Do you use i3 (dynamic tiling windows manager) on your *nix system?

What are your favourite tips/hacks for optimisation?

Apple A12:

• 7nm
• 6.9B transistors
• 6 CPU cores
• 4 GPU cores
• 8 “neural” cores
• 5 trillion ops/sec
• 512GB addressable storage
• Oh and the rest of the “stuff” for a SoC

tl;dr Apple is the leading chip innovator and creator in the world.

Don't @ me