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My team lead force pushed to master. This guys always complains when we merge PRs with wip or fixup commits and he just did it himself and tried to cover it up doing a rebase on the master branch.
Good job fucking up everyone. 👍5
My favourite dev tool? I would't be able to do my work without any tool, which's in the list. I love IntelliJ IDEA & Webstorm, Java, JavaFX, Maven, Git & Gitlab, TeamCity, Upsource, YouTrack, Artifactory, wtf that list's kinda the complete tech stack. But I completly hate AWT & Swing (AWT fucks up on my Linux install, such a frame creates in about 10-20 seconds, if you test the app locally, you loose approximately 15 seconds per minute, and Swing uses AWT internally too), I hate Gradle (screw Google for standardizing it), and so on. Wow that's like my complete tech stack, what the fuck happend? The question was one tool, help me.1
macOS fuckup continued. Today I used a camelcase name for some new file and a directory. Later I didn't like it and wanted to change to lowercase. Pushed it to bitbucket: now I had both versions! Hold my goji berries, what's going on? Maybe some git config screw up? After a bit of fiddling I remembered an old Linus' rant on Apple's file system when they wanted to adopt case insensitivity. So wait, did they actually do that shit? I thought I was on a unixoid, bastardized BSDish system, that apart from all the oddities that Apple bestowed on it, that there was still some sanity left... But, no there isn't. AFP really defaults to case insensitivity.
I have no words.
So switched to my Debian, where I resolved the duplication in two secs. Now Linux feels even much more comfy and home.33
When you git cherry-pick for the first time, screw up, rebase-drop, repeat, screw up again, and end up just pasting the correct versions of the files and commiting on top of the branch.
Dirty, but it works.4
Those moments when you get up hoping that you don't screw up your day but then end up bugging your code rather than debugging it and then Git/other VCS comes to your help.2
I have a confession to make..
When I screw up and want to revert to the last commit, but I don't understand the gibberish error text that git shows me, I just delete the local copy and clone the one on the main repo.4
Well, what the fuck man? This shit AGAIN? Aah, maybe something's wrong with my stupid fucking batch OH NO WAIT ITS FINE. ITS ALL FINE.
Hmmm, I left HIPS on paranoid mode, right, right. Maybe it's blocking cmd and screwing me over. Those *.bat fuckers over at temp where giving me the jeevies, but that's all clean now so I can turn it off. Let's try pushing now...
GRANDEUSLY SEASONED SHIT STEAKS, JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?! Do I even have access to the interwebz? YES I DO. Alright, alright, let's just fucking terminate and kill EVERYTHING so there's no process left to cockblock me.
AAARRHRHRHH WHY WHY WHY WHY!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO BUT I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY. I'LL... wait a minute. What is this? OH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. What kind of DEGENERATE would DEFILE my init script like THIS? ALL INSTANCES OF THIS SHELL ARE OUTPUTTING TO A LOGFILE BURIED DEEP WITHIN THE ASSCRACKS OF C:\URMOMx86 WHILE RUNNING SOME GIBBERISH INTERPRETER AND... ooooh... that's MY interpreter. So it was ME ALL ALONG.
WELP, no time to commit fucking harakiri so let's just undo this and push.
Aah, it's like finally taking that one huge dump at the end of the day. All in a day's work. And who knows what brew of stupidity I'll cook up next to screw myself over in unforeseable ways? ITS FINE. ITS ALL FINE. I CAN FIX IT. I'm an EXPERT in STUPID FUCKUPS. QUALITY service, GUARANTEE. I'LL OVERCLOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR MICROPROCESSOR BABY. WINK WINK.