When people spend too much time on 404 pages...

Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Friend: Let's use GitHub as cloud storage

So I wrote a code for a discord bot a few months back. It worked perfectly alright. Suddenly one day, the bot starts sending random shit to me!

Then I realised that my bot had been hacked because I didn't use the bot token as an environment variable while deploying!

Instead I added it to the code, which I uploaded on GitHub! 😐

After you make your 1st PR,
Gsoc is not far away! 😂

And why were you reading my password again?

GitHub was down for a while, but the status page did not say anything... 🤔

I unsubscribed from a repo but I keep getting emails from it

How do I fucking stop it

I still don’t understand git completely ,sometimes the error messages are so hard to understand I just make a new repository and push all my new updates there using GitHub desktop.

I know I know, yet another one

Got up with a pretty bad hangover. The worst thing that could happen was GitHub getting acquired by Microsoft. Is this for real?