Red Sox: Super secure.

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I get really tired of people shitting on php and getting greated with immediate laughter when I say I work as a full stack LEMP/LAMP dev. I work just as hard as you (ruby/python/node devs) do and feel like I make some pretty cool shit.

Why can't we all just agree we do great things with our tools and while I may use a different hammer than you, we still use the same nails!!!

The moment, when you are reading rants on the toilet in the office and the automatic light turned off.

That moment when your marketing manager makes technology decisions for your project and says "let's just use WordPress" ...

Beer

Sometimes coffee is your best friend and sometimes the only one.

Adding a proof of concept directly to production and handing it over without a single test is God's blessing.

It's simple, just code.

Watching Rick & Morty while patching in production helps not to go crazy.

If my manager doesn't agree with me, I'll add sudo and try it again -.-

Moving from Dev to DevOps to become NoOps.

After 2 hours spend in a meeting with PM.... My impression what they really want. 😊

Projects are like progress bars, they are really quick at 80-99% and then it takes a while until they have finished. The reason is the same, nobody thought about milestones and goals.

Fuck;

Complaints about how FE rendering is so slow when BE apis take forever to return. Working on performance projects and feel like you've done nothing at all at the end of each day.

I like when someone C&P the whole fucking code in the techinical documentation!

Responding to a numb sales guys joke with "do you know the best about UDP jokes? - I don't care if you don't get it! " ...turnin around left the hallway... Unbeatable

None.

Books about Programming 8[

spilt coffee on my good mechanical keyboard and it fried something because it keeps typing random letters... I've been reduced back to working on a membrane keyboard and my God is it less satisfying...

Committing just before leaving the office, especially on Fridays.

Mechanical keyboard with US layout

Writing unit tests and need to deal with static methods, which are using dependency injection.

The first time I had fun in my Job as a dev.

Friday.. Going to be late... Gotcha. I knew I had 'ls' in my history.

You know what, I’ve spent the past month and a half doing all the team’s crap work like SOX compliance, vendor software updates, etc. I’m taking a week to just work on what I want and everyone can go F themselves if they don’t like it. Anyone complains, I’m happy to let them do the 10pm - 3 am implementations.

Managing AIs

To playing "ping pong" with ideas with likeminded people to improve them or to get new ideas, is one of the best feelings.

Segregation of duties evidence

I only attend to meetings where free food and drinks are available. I promise the meeting can't be that bad.

Since HR does job postings on StackOverflow I'm aware that they have a landing page. ...did not expect that. 😀😀

Which is the best programing, language,.? 🤔

Urgent bug, some values are not getting displayed!! Frontend developer is always asked to debug, but don't we always know for sure it's Backend service not sending the value without having to debug