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Received an approval from my boss to keep my scripts running because I'm processing a lot of data and there's no way it would finish during my shift. I went offline on Skype and waited for hours listening to a horror podcast while my terminals are docked and the real horror happened.
I logged back into Skype and received a message from my favorite person: "Hi rutee07, I terminated your processes."
I'm not mad. It's chill you know. All gooood. No, I don't want to feed you with a bag of bloody napkins. Who would do that, right? Hehe. Look at me, I'm so calm.
You're just so damn cuuuute, I wanna squish your skull. 😘11
Who did I piss off in my life to have to deal with this bullshit? First day off of vacation. I am vacation hungover and just regular hungover. Left my Xanax at home. I just sat through a 45 minute meeting that I didn't have to be in for longer than three minutes. I have what my work place calls scrum in 7 minutes, another fucking meeting I don't have to be in cuz vacation. I wasn't even planning on coming in today except for the fact that my fucking boss came in, in the middle of his vacation, to schedule a meeting this afternoon and then go ghost when I try to either reschedule or at least ask what my fucking responsibility in this meeting is this whole thing is making me sick to my stomach because anger triggers my anxiety which triggers my stomach issues which triggers my phobia which triggers more anxiety which then triggers my anxiety. Gods fucking dammit. Why did I come back from vacation just to arrive in meeting hell? Nothing is okay.4
Me : going back to devrant. been away for a while now let's say hi.
Inner me: nobody noticed you were gone. Nobody cares.
Me: hmm good point... Let's see what has changed... Lot of people clowning around these days *badum tis*
Inner me: that joke was shit...
Me: let me try to get in on the action
*Fourth wall breaks*
Yo listen up guys what do,you do if you like the joker but don't like the killing or poetry?
Introducing the joker's less successful cousin Mr Ronald McDonald who wasn't suited for the super villan industry and decided to take up a career in the hotel management.
So if you like clowns and don't like the stabby murderious bits then join us by putting this Burger in your intro 🍔4