the exceptional 9%

Happy Christmas to all of you

Me at an interview...
interviewer: can u solve a 3-sum problem
me: sir, a threesome is not a problem
interviewer: not threesome, 3-sum
me: OOOOO! that makes sense

dad to uncle: you know, my son is a programmer
uncle to me: what do you do son, as a programmer
me: catch bugs
uncle( thinking ): 🐞🐞🐝🐝
uncle: I hope you find a better job in the future!!

Literally!!😂😂😂

Inflation in Crypto Trading.
That's what it looks like:

ATWOOD's Law

A week ago I put in my two weeks at the current company I'm a Software Engineer at because it has been one of the worst places I have worked at and start work on July 5th at a new place as a Senior Software Engineer and have heard only good things about everything! Can't wait to start!!!!

this is how I found this website:
me searching on google, "is java a piece of sh*t"
that's how I reached here

PHP stands for "Poor Helpless Programmers"

To,
GOOGLE CHROME

F**K U
the sh*ttiest browser ever

Thanking you,
yours faithfully,
annoyed developer

WhatsApp web is the sh*ttiest web application I have ever seen in my life.

well, true

oh, sh*t...

Call me crazy but honestly, getting a segmentation fault in C/C++ makes my day joyful

Java or Python guys will never understand the feel you get when you end up getting segmentation fault in C/C++

Sitting in midst of nature with beer in hand and segmentation fault on screen.

WOW :) THAT'S WHAT WE CALL LIFE :)

PS: Although sometimes it's frustrating as hell

A picture speaks a lot more than words do...

Wishing you a very happy Diwali to me Indian mates.

How about creating a new programming language named "C slang"

highlights from the language:
1. variable declaration :
by default, all declaration are var, but inorder
to declare a constant, write:
cunt a = 15; // means const a = 15;

2. input and output :
suck(b) // input stored in variable b
spit(b) // output b

3. function declaration:
f**k <function_name>(parameters);

4. null or None will be replaced by sh*t
for example: if(node root == sh*t)....

any other sh**y recommendation will be appreciable

Aw Great...

long gone those days...

C++ is a spiritual language.

I am getting the feeling of being a saint,
my mind seems to be in a whole new dimension,
My soul seemed to be out of my body for a few minutes,
and I can feel a sparkling elixir flowing throughout my body.

All these, after I grasp concepts such as functors, operator overloading, and container adaptors in C++

So, I was just about to watch a tutorial on CSS.
Suddenly, an advertisement popped up.
"SO, YOU WANNA BE A FRONTEND ENGINEER AT GOOGLE".

random girl: words can't describe how ugly you look
me: words can't describe how beautiful you look
random girl: blushes :)
me: but numbers can...
me: 2/10

out of words...

I might sound ridiculous but yeah, I am switching from C++ to java.
reason: I am bored sticking to a single language for 4 years.
Why not python?
reason: I use it every second day at my work.
Why this(java) shit? There are tons of other languages out there.
reason: java gives me PLEASURE
How drunk are you?
me: VERY

let's understand HTML
step 1: arrange a table
step 2: get some lemons
step 3: get a squeezer
step 4: cut the lemon in half and squeeze it
step 5: pour the lemon fluid into a glass tumbler
step 6: add some water and put a sucking straw
AND THERE YOU GO
you just understood HTML( How To Make Lemonade)

Everyday life of a programmer:
Crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding,
coding while crying...

C, C++, and Java are legacy programming languages.

So, for the ones who fear that the language will go away in mere 10-15 years. Chill. These languages will stay forever.

Happy Independence Day to all Indian mates

Trying to learn CSS for the first time is equally fun and painful

python

other devs: Anime
me: Ben 10

Pure Legend

This was my source of motivation that dragged me towards the field of Computer Science and Engineering

I am currently a CS major, studying in a toxic university that teaches no more than old-school stuff.

I know HTML, CSS, and JS (self-taught), and at present, I am spending time on React.js.

I'm also a competitive programmer.

I badly wanna move out of this toxic educational environment and wanna do something that's worth spending time on.

I am feeling like I am just wasting both my time and money in this old-school university.

what should I do? help me out?

I am thinking that once I am fluent enough with HTML, CSS, JS, React, and some database stuff, I must start finding jobs in small startups.

badly need some guidance. PLEASE HELP ME...

Guys, do you agree that C++ is getting overly complicated following the updated versions?

At times I wonder whether I should leave C++ and jump to python as my goto programming language.

How we used to treat our computers back around 2000-2010 when they don't respond.
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP !!
SLAP THE MONITOR !!

cool kids code in JavaScript

A poem for Programmers:

I'm literally facing a horrifying amount of hair fall every day since I started coding.

you know what, PHP sucks, and if anyone asks ya "why?"
then tell them "because it sucks"

although JS is a mess, I don't understand the exponential rise in its popularity

In what programming language, you love to code the most?
edge case: if you don't love to code, then skip the question

I am very thankful to C as I face less pain while dealing with pointers and memory allocation and deallocation in C++. I am very thankful to C++, as I grasp OOP and template concepts out of it and it was also my first language for DSAlgo implementation. I feel very fortunate to move to Java after C++ rather than python. Although Java's design is f**ked and it feeds on a computer's memory, it taught me to deal with objects( unlike C++). It taught me how objects are clearly different than primitive data types like int, float, char...And best of all, Java provided me everything I need to safely switch to Python, it's all because of Java, I can clearly understand the working of python. All the stuff which I find weird in python before is sounding logical to me now. As java taught me how to deal with objects, I am confident to say that "I CAN DEAL WITH PYTHON". With respect to all my 3 prior languages: C, C++, and Java.

I just got a stackOverflow after nearly a year.

python or javascript?

I tried implementing graph data structure in java. And I reckon it's the most painful code I ever wrote since "hello world".

hello world

When the Problem setter doesn't want to type a lot...

The default file name, I use :
wtf.py
wtf.cpp
wtf.class
wtf.js
wtf.html
wtf.css
.
.
.

Happy Halloween to all

Hey developers, am I allowed to make use of the pass-by-reference feature of C/C++ during a coding interview( given I am using C/C++ as my main language )?

I basically used python in my interviews, but this time I decided to go with C/C++.

now,
for those who gonna say "WRONG CATEGORY": most of you check rant rather than questions.

for those who gonna say "BUT YOUR NAME SUGGEST THAT YOU HATE C": bloody educate yourself.

How it all started today: achieved rank below 100 for the first time in a coding competition.

How it's all ending: not able to solve even a single problem now. Not even the Leetcode easy ones.

Conclusion: a happy beginning can end depressing.

Cheers to Programmers...

when the code works: that's f**king easy
when the code doesn't work: what the f**k is going on, you dirty piece of sh*t, you f**king computer, sh**y compiler.

oh, dear! I missed a semicolon

f**K Gmeet, f**k it

Which Linux distribution is suitable for programming and development purposes?

I am going to use Linux for the first time. I usually worked on windows and macOS.

Programmer at an interview:
interviewer: introduce yourself
programmer: Hi, my name is ______, and am a programmer,
you can actually call me a programmer because from the top I look good, but from the bottom I am naked.

comment below whether you will be hiring this programmer on not.

Okay, lemme be honest today...
So, I don't know HOW TO CODE IN BINARY.
Looking for some tutorial on Binary coding.
Pleaaasssseeeee...

My first year of programming be like this:
compile error
runtime error
semantic error
STACK OVERFLOW

Though JS is a terrible language( as it's absolutely insane ), why do developers love it and why is it taking over the programming world?

JS is just like the C for web, but a bit weird.

MySQL or SQL Server?

Just hovering through some CSS. that's when I encountered this CSS stuff:

box-shadow: 0 0 20px gold;

Somebody, please lemme know what those first two 0's signify?

Quicksort has never been such bullsh*t before

Is it me or it's just the fact that web development never goes down my throat

Is the n-ary tree a graph data structure?

me asking python: is (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 ?
python: NO
me: wha.!!
python: Instead, it's 0.30000000000000004
me: what the actual F***!!

f**k the ones who say, "C++ is poor in string manipulation"

what to call his facial expressions in one word?

Stack Overflow should implement a dark theme.

Does anyone know if StackOverFlow has a dark theme on their website?

Please don't recommend a chrome extension.

Count the fingers on both hands
if it comes 10 then f**k u
else if it is < 10 you are definitely a programmer.

The biggest nightmare for a programmer :
PLEASE REVIEW MY CODE

I had been assigned a task to create a cross-platform desktop application that keeps track of the expiry of a certain product and notify in real-time.

So, my journey to create such an application starts today and the list below describes the first few hours.

1. Google/Date and time in javascript
2. Google/Javascript date object
3. W3school/Time in javascript
4. W3school/Javascript date getTime() method
5. Google/Are electron.js applications platform independent
6. Google/Dart for desktop applications
7. Google/Is dart cross-platform
8. Google/Best desktop application framework
9. Google/Python for desktop app development
10. Freecodecamp/How to build your first desktop application in python
11. Google/Pyqt
12. Google/Which is the best technology to build cross-platform desktop application
13. Google/Cross-platform desktop app development for windows mac and linux
14. Udemy / cross platform desktop app development for windows mac and linux
15. Youtube/ electron desktop app, demo
16. Youtube/ electron.js is obsolete
17. Youtube/Neutralinojs
18. Youtube/ neutralinojs tutorial
19. Google/Neutralinojs or electronjs
20. Google/Math.js
21. Google/Math.js/JS Bin
22. Google/Cannot find package “math.js”
23. StackOverFlow/How do I resolve “cannot find module” error using Node.js
24. Google/ is it better to install npm packages locally
25. Quora/ why should you stop installing NPM packages globally
26. Google/ what is nvm
27. Google/nvm version check
28. Stackoverflow/node version management on windows
29. Github/coreybutler/nvm-windows: a nvm for windows. Ironically written in Go
30. Google/how to uninstall a npm package
31. Npm docs/uninstalling packages and dependencies
32. Google/require in javascript
33. Youtube/how to install electronjs
34. Youtube/electronjs in 100s(fireship.io)
35. Roryok.com/electronjs memory usage compared to other cross-platform frameworks
36. Google/is electronjs memory hungry
37. Youtube/sql in one hour
38. Youtube/learn sql in 60 mins
39. Geeksforgeeks/connect mysql with node app
40. Stackoverflow/How to return to previous directory using cmd
41. Stackoverflow/how to require using const
42. Geeksforgeeks/difference between require and es6 import and export

TO BE CONTINUED...

(Java - verbosity) + (python - indentation_errors) = KOTLIN

Is it true that C/C++ developers are paid more as compared to java or python developer?

I don't have a rant to share today so...
just mm.....mm...

HELLO WORLD

every programmer can relate...

There hasn't been a single day when I didn't want to stab myself in my chest.

@johnmelodyme, Hey tiny pecker! take your chinesse ass back to china , and fuck your mom in china with whatever fucking communist fucks!

ching chong wing wong, yellow chink !

I wish all you chinese die! yellow fucks!

this is AMERICA! suckas! Fuck china !

So, here's a joke
Terry: hey, Sam I just got a joke for ya.
Sam: yeah
Terry(whispers to Sam): go to devrant and you find the joke over there.
Sam: okay!!
Terry: alright cya

how ya doin Sam(reader)?

please provide me with some sources to learn about system design?

I tried Kotlin for a week. And I literally gave up. Hey, fellow Kotlin devs, what fun do you get in writing this short f**king syntactically unmatched java code!

when you code a lot:
walking into Mcdonald,
waiter: sir, please give your order
me:
if big_mac < 5 $ bring("big mac")
else bring("water")

dude, C++ has evolved a lot, why don't companies move to C++ from java!
It's a universal truth that java's design sucks.

All of these mentioned below are tools used by web developers. Do pin me if I missed something or incorrectly stated it.

0. laptop
1. Javascript
2.HTML
3.CSS
4.MongoDB
5. Typescript
6. Caffeine
7. wtf!!s

Java vs C++
which one is most secure?

I f**king hate you JS, I hate you.
I beg our vast developer community, please replace this sh*t, or else
to Microsoft, let the devs access GitHub copilot for free. I don't want my best coding practices to fade away bcuz of this sh*t.

how do callback functions work in js?

I just wanted to share it with my fellow devs,

I'm peacefully retiring from COMPETITIVE CODING. After two years of rigorous effort on CP, I don't think I improved a lot, although I learned some new DS and Algos. My bad that I assumed CP holds more importance than just being a sport.

It feels to me that I kinda wasted my two years, I could've spent it on some development or ML.

Now, I've started to realize that I can't think faster as other coders do. I tried a lot, but it's all dumped now. Maybe I'm not made for CP or maybe I simply suck at it.

Any sorta advice will be highly appreciated...

hello, mmmm.......ah....mmmm, world :)
cya

In case you remember,
there lived a legendary coder named "Harsha Suryanarayana", popularly known as "Humblefool"
from India. He died in a car accident back in 2014.

The only thing that still keeps me wondering is why he always chose to code in Java( in coding competitions ) even though he knew C++ along with STL and was also aware of the advantages of using C++ over Java in competitive coding.

I badly wanted to go to Australia

anybody, please let me know if kotlin supports JDK-16?

any Ozzy here??

++ vs --
c'mon devs,
select either ++ or --

Is there a chatting application, that's network safe...I thought of meeting some random human on Omegle or Chatroulette but found out that's they aren't safe and my IP address can be easily accessible.

Interviewers during the coding round:

hey devos, I got a question to ask ya'll. I have an interview tomorrow with an MNC.

I was hovering through some leetcode problems when I came across a hard question that is forcing me to use a hashmap with the key of the user-defined type. I made up my mind to make use of C++ for the coding interview. Now, the problem is C++ asks me to implement a hash function.

If in case, I'm asked a similar question like this in the interview, which of these two options will you suggest:
a) implement your own hash function
b) use pointers as key

when you're at the end of December 2021, and less than an hour left for a new year to come.

"Aw!! I thought it's still January 2021"

Did it ever happen with you that you came across a coding question( DSAlgo ) around 3-4 years ago, but you still failed to solve it to this day?

I lost my knowledge on how to convert infix to postfix.
Anyone, please help me out.

upvote your favorite data structure:
scroll down to comments and upvote the one you love to play with, the most.