I just released a package that lets you use Fluent Design's Acrylic material in react if anyone is interested 🙂 I love this effects, looks really cool if you ask me 😃

https://npmjs.com/package/...

Hot fix of a production bug!

"Programers can turn coffee into code"

*looks at java's logo*

Wait a min..

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

Choose a name.

Hahaha

Java to Javascript is what Car is to Carpet.

GET THAT ASSHOLES, YOU FUCKERS

Why did the integer drown?

Because it wouldn't float.

I’ve done it again 😂

I promise (for myself) I'll comment my code from now on...

Gradle. Fucking gradle.

🤔
sql - Syntax error near '*entire sql command*'
😑

I was looking for some good loading gifs, and waited more than a minute for these images to load...

In case you want to ruin your coworker's day

I'm the only person at work with a windows phone...

They look at me weirdly...

dfox please put in a "support us" feature of some sort that lets us watch ads of our own free will. I hate using your resources while not working for it at all.

Well, at least they're being honest about it

I HATE PHONE APPS THAT STILL NEED TO USE MY RAM EVEN THOUGH I NEVER USE THEM OR ACTUALLY NEED THEM!!!

When @dfox and @trogus scroll through their devRant feeds, is it considered slacking off at work, or properly debugging their software..? 🤔

#Gitlab database 😀😀😉

CSS - keep guessing the values until it looks fine.

My life in one picture

Doing Ctrl+C Ctrl+V for almost similar lines of code but forgetting to modify difference.

This describes my feelings so well...

When you leave after pushing a bug

What the end user sees...

Oh no GPU what have you done!

Hacker uses windows media player to hack into police database....

//Happens only in Indian movies

PS : don't try it at home.

(overheard parents talking)

Mum: I'm worried about our son, I guess he was hacking today
Dad: What? [Chuckle] No. He's not that grown up enough. Prolly programming.
Mum: But, the screen was all blue and there was nothing but text on it. And then suddenly it went blank. So, I asked him what he was doing and he said it was a BSOD. That sounds scary NSA level stuff.
Dad: it isn't [came out of the room, saw me there]

(And we laughed and laughed and laughed)

bad code that works 👍

source: reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/