we all have that weirdo programmer friend who can wear this :-)

*not a rant*

For the fans: Mr. Robot s02e04 came out today! Have fun watching.

For who doesn't know Mr. Robot; it's an amazing show and you should probably watch it.

Coolest project: I once worked for a customer who hosted an exhibition for a few thousand visitors in a big event arena in Stockholm.

They didn't want to use the existing ticket reading system on the arena so I had to build my own application compatible with barcode scanners (they said this about one week before the event).

It wasn't a complicated application to dev but with the tight deadline and no time to actually stress test it, it was the coolest thing to see hundreds of people streaming through the ticket station flawlessly.

Day 2 of the event I built a simple web application so I could see the flow rate of read tickets while I sat in the arena pub with a beer.

How many of you work with C#?

haha web developer with job

When you submit a mistake, someone sees it, then you fix it and blame it on a caching issue

How everyone on DevRant was born

God Damnit just name the fucking interface one thing and stop changing it every single time you check in. I don't care if you call it IGeorge at this point as long as it's still the same thing tomorrow morning you fuck.

All these rants about forgetting semicolons: what kind of IDE are you using? o.O

When you exhaust yourself because you worked all night on that one feature that gets you really excited, and then you end up putting toothpaste in your armpit instead of deodorant.

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

What on earth is so "regular" about the so-called regular expressions?!

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Naming files smh...

When you think everyone understand what you are saying but realize not everyone is a developer.

Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

Microsoft Edge: "We support modern Web technologies."

The real truth behind checking solution...

Nothing hits harder than love except for "rm -rf /".. That sh*t leaves nothing behind..

this is what they think im doing

So McDonalds have released a new antivirus product...

Running the selenium tests again to look busy and give me an excuse to spend more time on devRant.

When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...

You aint no dev son

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Sharing a project with someone that still uses Visual Studio 2005 and refuses to upgrade to the same as everyone else, meaning the first hour or 2 looking at their work on your own machine consists of fixing bugs that prevent it from building

When you spend more time renaming variables, class names, properties etc.. to achieve perfect code and patterns rather than actually solving the problem. I'm bored now...