I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

I knew it !

Happy Holidays, ++'s to everybody who comments or votes up.

Why you do this Windows -_-

Real Story :(

No matter how frustrated I get, I always try to remember: Machines don't make mistakes

You know what really grinds my gears?
People who think wi-fi == the internet

Hmm.... Gotta try this. 🤔 🤔

My favorite http status code has to be 418. Look it up, thank me later.

This made my Day...

Startup Quote...

@dfox Can we have the option to include code blocks in rants and comments? So that they're formatted as monospace text? I mean we can get around it with pictures, but it would be a nice option to include code with an appropriate font. =)

FUCKING ORACLE

! Important

Wanted to try either of Angular Js or Meteor Js. Which one shoul I?

SOO TRUE!

Using the console to print out variables is a perfectly valid method of debugging for new developers: often, it can help you resolve the problem faster than using a debugger.

I'm starting to really dislike past me, stop taking shortcuts and try to get better deadlines.

Always be open minded to others ideas. Never get your head stuck up your own arsehole.

Hey, remember that one feature that really needed to be in the release and you spend almost a week non stop at the office? Nobody is using it, we're gonna remove it this sprint.

If you're stuck....take a break away from the keyboard. Go outside and take a couple of deep breaths. Talk to someone about something not work related. Then get back in and look at the problem with fresh eyes.

That moment when..

These posters are the greatest truths😂

1) Give every challenge a try.
2) failure is always an option.
3) learn from your mistakes.

juniors

!=Rant

This is Wilson, my codding buddy.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

Don't try to learn every fucking framework out there.

Don't get too comfortable.

If your workplace isn't much of a learning environment, it's either time to learn on your own time or leave that workplace.

Don't be arrogant with those who are less tech savy. If your boss/cowoker doesn't understand, at least give them them a chance ☺.

Be kind to new developers who make mistakes; you were in their shoes once.

Realize there's more to life than just designing and implementing software. Don't let other areas of your life suffer just because you're a godly developer.

Never be the smartest person in the room.

Don't BS your managers or peers about your understanding of a topic.

It is okay to not know something. It is not okay to pretend that you do.