Killed!

Me during every weekend.
this shit is big.
Finished side projects: 0

Debugging JS be like

Spaghetti code

When the code is so bad, that the debugging duck hangs itself.

Oh... My... God...

Even super simple UI can confuse some users

I certainly hope so.

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

That moment of satisfaction when someone in Antarctica has downloaded your app. 🤗

I arrived at 8am sharp today, SHARP, I usually arrive 2-3min earlier, so I can start with my actual work at 8am sharp, but traffic was rough and my scooter wouldn't turn on, so I wasn't able to.
Suddenly my boss calls me into his office, being all like "you are late everyday, you won't start work until 5 after 8 yadayada". Wtf?? You know I have a clock on my desk and I always check the clock when I'm arriving at work? (He has security cameras everywhere, so he can actually see me check the clock every morning). This morning I arrived at 8am sharp and the only reason why I started with work late is because he thought it's necessary to remind me to be at work in time. Now he expects me to start with work 5min early everyday, fuck off!

Of course we deployed on Friday. How else are we gonna have a nice quiet weekend.

I stole this but it’s true when code works on the first try

A friend actually asked me this..
He is building an android app for selling his stuff and haven't used hashs for storing passwords..

z-index: 99999999;

above you all
bow before me.

I come from PHP and have been using jQuery as a crutch for years. I've dabbled in Node and obviously writing some vanilla JS is unavoidable, but now I'm starting to use ES6 with Babel and VueJS and the more I dig in, the more I hate javascript. Everything is an object (null, array), there seems to be a few gotchas with math (including the one pictured), nothing is strongly typed but types are very important (for instance, you can't loop an object and an array using the same code), and there are a lot of inconsistencies/functions missing. ucwords for instance. Why doesn't that exist? typeof only returns object, but Array.isArray and Object.isObject work fine. I'm going to give typescript a go soon and cross my fingers.

In conclusion: wtf 😒

Was Good talking with him. Didn't get his name though.

Happy debugging!

Ok. Who's car is that ? And what is it doing 650km from New York ?

Every side project ever

I'll just leave this here

Finally, I know how to...

When you have only done unit testing and not integration testing.

How do I code....

funny lol

So someone invaded my workstation and did this on my Slack Status -.-"

Hahaha 🤖

Seriously we will have to do something about those warnings.

“Your email address has been blacklisted and you can no longer send emails to this domain. If you feel that this has been done by mistake, I can assure you that I was not.”