Playing with the GPIO pins on my raspberry pi, it's the small things that make us happy!

Working 600 km from home on my first big web project, with a raspberry pi as server (located at home). Decided to reboot it today in order to see if it would resolve a problem.

It probably booted up with a different local ip, cant access it anymore with ssh or ftp.

Fuck.

Ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😜😜😜

Stop fooling yourself by thinking that the hurry & pressure will eventually go away if you work overtime & stretch yourself to heroics weekly. They won't, and they never will (and even shouldn't). Focus on building sustainable habits that propel you towards your goals day by day, and don't give up until you're where you want to be. Period.

This is what happens, when you use 16 years old OS in production :-) (Prague subway)

My first child's name will be Sudo, then I can say:
"sudo clean you room"

I wish money wasn't so god damn important !

I just want to build cool things 😥

Knock knock.
Who's there?
*5 second pause*
Java

"Just add X, it'll be easy!"

Well if it's that easy, why don't you do it yourself! 😑

Debuging 101

1 You open the project.
2 Run the app and replicate the bug.
3 Stop the app.
4 Stare at your code for like 15 mins and change nothing.

5 you re-run the app and hopes that it would fix on its own even if you didnt do anything.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

stackOverFlow should also be praised because of their pickyness!

This is what eclipse windowbuilder just told me

Phoney call from MS:
- We at Microsoft have detected an issue with your PC.
- Oh, I only have a Mac.
- But that is fine, I will transfer you to the Mac department...

Apparently Apples greatest innovations are the cables and connectors ... There are like 29 of them now 😑

"....I heard you are good with computers?"
This is how it always starts.

A colleague asked the boss to add a password to the company password manager so we could access it securely. She replied to the message with the password. We're doomed.

!rant

For the past two years I've always wanted to make Programming tutorial videos to help others learn to code while fueling my passion for coding, discovery, and teaching..... and after two years I've finally uploaded my first two videos to YouTube.

I want to cover fun and exciting topics such as how to make custom plugins, create your own linux web server, and more... but decided to do a web basics 101 as my "Hello World" videos to get better in making content and production.

The inspiration for my "Web 101" comes from have a lot of my senior year CS classmates who have never seen HTML/CSS code before and wanting to provide them a source to get the basics all in one place.

I have a lofty goal of getting 10 subscribers by the end of the month. If you wouldn't mind giving me some pinpointers or comments I'd greatly appreciate it!

Also I did buy a new microphone so the sound quality between video one and two should be better!

https://youtube.com/channel/...

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

When you almost fall asleep but then windows 10 starts your computer up for no reason. 😤 💻💥🔫 😴

When you're too tired to think of debug messages...

"yeah, that won't take long..."
I won't fucking ever say that again like that😑

Rant
That moment when you are in public and see someone using a device completely not as it was intended to be used.
Always closing all apps explicitly on your phone will not help battery life.

WTF. I need sleep. It's 6:30am. OMG.

Devquotes. It's about masturbation, means it's python and deep down it's about philosophy

First thing when using a new IDE... Find and enable dark mode.

What is with the +1 chasing in here? Votes should be given for good rants and comments, not to climb the count-ladder if that somehow would make you elite community member. Posting a picture you found elsewhere just to earn free stickers or a stress ball, and pollute the incentive the swag were meant for originally.

Stop mass +1'ing some random guys every comment, and earn the votes by contributing with stories, lessons learned, proper rants and supportive comments.

Without words.

1. Start programming to solve a beautiful problem.
2. Setting up my IDE.
3. Creating nem project.
4. Start coding, but dig into first little problem.
5. After 10 hours give up.