This is so annoying

By day, I'm a developer.

At night, I'm a father of two awesome kids and a husband to a fantastic wife.

Stop fucking asking me to work after hours! Just because you sacrifice your life to the office doesn't mean we all do.

The moment I dared ask a colleague about unit testing, and instead of giving me a book or a look, he stashed his work, pulled over a second chair and we coded some, for an hour.

Those moments when your mind is thinking to code but you are tired and want to relax on weekend

My boss is pissed at me for browsing devRant. So I've created Chrome Extension so i could quickly open\hide it.

Feel free to get it from Chrome Store: https://goo.gl/J05XhT

I'm loving language like Swift .... No semicolon (;)

when a Hip Hopper turns Coder

Windows Mosquito edition.
I guess they weren't happy with the current bugs and need more...

http://mspoweruser.com/microsoft-re...

I don't trust devs who don't drink coffee or tea. It's unnatural.

Titanic

always😂😂

When I get bored I just make random websites about something weird like hot dogs or sheeps.

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

😂😂😂😂😂

Locating undocumented API endpoints be like …

Don't now how it's possible

Cats are soon to be extinct...my apologies...

Geeko Sapiens

Now bullying the bullies 😀

Coolest project: I once worked for a customer who hosted an exhibition for a few thousand visitors in a big event arena in Stockholm.

They didn't want to use the existing ticket reading system on the arena so I had to build my own application compatible with barcode scanners (they said this about one week before the event).

It wasn't a complicated application to dev but with the tight deadline and no time to actually stress test it, it was the coolest thing to see hundreds of people streaming through the ticket station flawlessly.

Day 2 of the event I built a simple web application so I could see the flow rate of read tickets while I sat in the arena pub with a beer.

A normal person believes a kilobyte is 1000 bytes, a coder believes a kilometer is 1024 meters.
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