Software development lessons are so boring and the teacher is so stupid. He can't swap two variables without a temporary var. He said that he never saw this kind of swaping before. I pay attention sometimes, but I'm just drawing in my exercise book.

So this is a comparison of mobile contract prices in Europe which include 50 GB per month. I think I don‘t want to live in Germany anymore 😓

France: 14,49€
Swiss: 25,46€
...
Germany: 199,95€

Am I the only one who sucks at computer theory?

"Not very much"
- My sister, 2016

* Chuck Norris once installed windows in his PC.

* After 12 hours of updating, windows uninstalled itself.

My parents think I'm teaching computers to think strategic to rule the world some day. They are a bit scared. They love me though. But they are scared.

Also my mum once told me that I should take care not to end in hell. She was serious about it.

Lol....this was only save her......

Adult responsibilities for the morning are complete. Trash is out, dishes are done, coffee is made, time to learn some code ya filthy animals

Whys everyone posting these

We gonn' lose our jobs friends!

I wonder how would devRant send the mail with my MAC address? The hard way by tracking down my system having having the MAC address and deliver it to me?? 😂😂

DevRant is being unaware that we all are devs here 😂

"Coding is solving puzzles".

I think everyone has heard that platitude. But it's not exactly right.

So I grew up in a very poor environment, a moldy building full of jobless addicts.

And in my town there was this shop where super poor parents could take their kids to borrow free toys and stuff.

So as a kid I remember being frustrated by these second hand jigsaw puzzles, because there were always a few pieces which had been teared up or chewed on, or were even completely missing.

That is what development is.

You pull in this seemingly awesome composer package, and that one super useful method is declared private, so you need to fork the whole thing.

Your coworker has built this great microservice in python, but instead of returning 404 not found, it returns 200 with json key/value saying "error": "not found".

There's a shitload of nicely designed templates for the company website, but half of them have container divs inside the components, the other half expect to be wrapped in container divs when included.

You're solving puzzles, but your peers are all brainless jigsaw-piece-chewers. They tried to mend a problem, but half way through got distracted, hungry and angry, started drooling over the task and used a hammer to fit in the remaining stuff.

My dearest devRant.

You have, yet again, caused a great deal of distraction. As much as this hurts me, I shall block you again...

Farewell.

-For two hours at least-

Alright lets work on the security/privacy blog again.

Things I've got in the making right now: dark theme by default, font change and an rss feed!

Let me know what you'd like to see :)

I'll also reveal a new domain name soon!

It is bothering me more than it should

When someone pays for WinRAR !!

I can do it! Slowly, but i can clean this shit

This shit.

Have you ever seen an app or website so awful you seriously consider to apply for a job at its maintainer company just to fix the flaws?

Who thinks they could improve these every single time they use them?

Turns out Dave has been doing some modeling work on the side...

yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried making a website? why not do it yourself?

Since I've got back up plan now, FUCK programming!!

Me in every other commit or so

Fricking Italians cooking spaghetti in my code projects

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Not mine, I just found funny

"The time it takes to make a decision increases as the number of alternatives increases." - William Edmund Hick

When you need a reminder to stop getting distracted.

Teacher: So, how are you gonna code this ? Whats your logic ??

Me:

You know that you have fucked up another night when you are browsing devrant and your phone turns off the soft-color-night-mode because the sun has infact rise.

Fuck my life, another fucked up night and following day