IoT is when your ai powered toaster is mining bitcoin to pay off its gambling debts it has with the smart fridge.

its me xD

Windows, why are you like this?

Who is like me?

> Woke up at 03:30 because I am on call and a server went down
> Fixed shit and went to bed
> could not sleep,
> fuck it, drive to work.
> arrive at the office at 04:30
> I can scream stupid shit and noone would hear
> *grin*

Ctrl+X and Y

The world according to devrant.

Left this at the Apple Store. I bet next time I go it will still be stuck on it 🙄

Machine Learning

Finally sharing my desk! The team is allowed to work in a dark room, the proper environment for developers.

Nike's robots.txt says "just crawl it"

I would die -.- xD

Shit, where'd my servers go?!

Oh poor Libre😂

If you ever feel useless, just remember that someone has to port Microsoft Edge to Android

Please consider my questions StackOverflow 😭

that's why I have trust issue

6 char

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

Freefilesyncs installer made my day.

Life hack

You can't build a webapp and trust people won't mess with the browser

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.

Oh.. I see.. How about pass@123...

Windows: everything is proprietary and inconsistent

Mac: everything is expensive

Linux: everything is a text file

This website is tricking people into allowing notification.

"Java runs on 3 billion devices"

In Japan, they have technical books written in comic/manga styles.

I don't even know what to say (I apologize if this is a dupe)

This keyboard designed specially for windows users