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❎ Client not paid?
✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away2 -
Translated:
"And jesus said:
Return home to your villages and solve the IT problems of your parents"
Merry Christmas everyone!!2 -
To all IT-guys out there, be it the desperate sysadmin or the kind lady of the support team, I whish all of you and your family/friends a merry christmas! 😃4
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Programs are like women,
No matter how much you get mad because of errors,
You're always the one who's wrong ..8 -
Resize a image in a document in Microsoft word................ 500 lines realign, border width changes, 4 graphs deleted, tsunami in ur city, earth's orbit shift by 2 meters.u want to die.5
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When you sign up for anything online, put the websites name as your middle name. That way when you receive spam/advert emails, you will know who sold your info.4
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11 kids in Sydney recreated Martin Shkreli's drug for just $2. The moral of the story? When you do cool shit like this, it's ok if you don't wear pants!12
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#tower-of-pisa {
font-style: italic
}
Entire building falls down
Fuck, forgot a semicolon. I hate CSS.4 -
#tower-of-pisa {
font-style: italic
}
Entire building falls down
Fuck, forgot a semicolon. I hate CSS.4 -
Come back from vacation to find that 80+ e-mails were sent out to the entire team for a critical process that was failing to run due to an incorrect password. No one did anything for a week. Fixed it in 30 seconds.5
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Great phrase from my PM (sarcasm):
"Don't waste time with maintainable code, we have a lot of bugs to solve"4