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Short road behind, long road ahead.
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Browser stuff and server stuff to send data stuff to the browser stuff. Oh and also planning the data stuff.

Joined devRant on 6/3/2017

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Companies: We can’t find any senior developers to hire.

Also companies: We pay seniors like juniors.

rant seniors hire job

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Never ever touch legacy code...

joke/meme legacy code legacy system ancient code

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Opening my IDE today Iike

rant happy new year ide

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IT JOBS explained with a broken light bulb

joke/meme

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Facts.

joke/meme fucking hipsters error messages

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My Biggest Dev regret is both learning CSS and not learning CSS well enough...

undefined css pretty wk78

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If you refactor code and make it worse, did you refucktor it?

question

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I am so fucking tired of sitting here all day every day adjusting paddings and margins. Oh fucking hurr durr you got one of the millions of fucking elements to not overflow on your page, well does it work on *this* resolution and *this* orientation? No, well fix that and then go back and fix what it breaks.

I swear to God I never want to touch fucking CSS again it's all I've done for a yesr and it is driving me up the god damn wall. This is my career, I shouldn't fucking dread coming in to work because I know how much bullshit I'll have to deal with. It's awful.

I don't get how anyone has good looking complicated pages that just look good on every possible resolution, it's fucking mind boggling that anyone can sit there and adjust heights and widths and paddings and margins and floats for hours on end nonstop just watching shit get broken and fixed and broken and fixed and AHHHHH

I need a fucking smoke and a pint just so I don't have to think about this anymore

rant css

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That moment when you come out of your zone & discover you neither had breakfast or lunch and the playlist has stopped hours ago!

rant programmers life

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Change some feature, no one cares.
Change the logo, everyone looses their mind

rant vs code it's just a logo!

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Always

joke/meme code not working

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People, what a bunch of bastards, especially the non-technical “educated” ones. We call them “mundanes” in our office.

undefined mundanes it crowd
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Well the screen resolutions are a little messed up and I had to crop the wallpaper in an odd way. But it's something.

undefined wallpaper rick and morty work setup wubba lubba dub dub

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When you catch Facebook Devs testing in prod (beta app though)

undefined facebook lol production testing

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One does not simply code without developing antisocial behavior and caffeine addiction.

undefined code antisocial behavior wk66 caffeine addiction

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The person who found this toilet paper company, probably was a programmer. Also probably the best way to describe Array with an Object

undefined #array #java

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Let's take a moment and be grateful for the Stackoverflow community and the help we received throughout the years.

undefined grateful stackoverflow

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Dunkirk soundtrack .... 👌👌👌

undefined code sessions

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The right mood.....

undefined calvin and hobbes wisdom not pms funny reality mood

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Guys....
He's almost here.....
I can't believe it!

PICKLE RIIIICKKK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

undefined #rickandmorty

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"Any recommendation when travelling to Thailand?"
"'Well, 'Nan' is beautiful region..."
...
"Javascript Developer?"
"How did you know that?!"
"Just a guess..."

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Creepy AF!

undefined google data

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Countdown to Unix Time 1,500,000,000

https://epochconverter.com/countdow...

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Happy 1.5 billion seconds since the epoch!!!!!!!

undefined party woooo epoch

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Happy 1500000000 seconds!!

undefined unix epoch

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Started with some inspiration for making a 2d MMORPG.
These are how i make the world generator:
Decide you want to generate paths/roads.
Realize you need pathfinding function.
Realize you totally forgot how astar pathfinding works.
Search for implementation.
End up getting bored and implement other cool feature instead.
I literally made a bunch of stuff before writing a 20 or so lines long astar cause its boring.

undefined astar boring
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Ever happened with you?

undefined python coding java web developer software developer programming

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Git....
alias such=git
alias very=git
alias wow=‘git status’
$wow
$ such commit
$ very push

undefined git

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I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.

undefined dns propagation

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!rant

Wake up at 7am
Start work at 7:30 am
Set status to "working from home"
Dive deep into code
Boss calls at 10:30am...

Codebrain makes me sound a bit absent: "Uhhh... sup?"

Boss: "Oh sorry, did I wake you up? Would like to discuss the application of the new intern with you, but I can call back after lunch if you want..."

<3

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