Started learning node.js

Please bless me node devs 🙏🏻

“Pay attention to zeros. If there is a zero, someone will divide by it.” 
Dr. Cem Kaner

How do you fit QA inside the weekly sprint?

At the end of a sprint, the team should be able to give something deliverable such as a new release.

How could the developers team integrate their work with the QA team along this week?

I mean, should we test individual features with QA as soon as they’re merged or make a pre-release test with all new features together before releasing? Develop 80% of the time and reserve last 20% for tests?

Could you share something or recommend any links?

In middle of your wonderful coding journey, don't forget to do this once in a while.

Sometimes it goes wrong

It's such a lovely day, sun is shining, think I'll sit outside with my laptop and a beer and continue working on personal project.

(...goes outside)

It's too bright, can't see shit, plus working on two screens is easier

(goes back inside)

You know you spend too much time in the terminal when this happens...

I was in contact with technical support by web chat. To finish the chat, he asked me to click the EXIT button.

It was in caps so I typed in
EXIT thinking it was a REPL.

Finally, a use for older MacBooks.

Friend : hey! I wanna buy a laptop.. range is about entry level nothing hi fi! But it should work for 3-4 years.

Me : sure.. give me a few hours..i'll get back.

*Looks all around foe the best thing in that price range.

*Sends a list of laptops ranked based on value for money.

Friend : bought it! Yay! 😎😎😎

*Buys the shittiest laptop they could find at that price range with an absolute old age processor.

Why the fuck did you even ask me at the first place? Fucked couple of hours for me.

Fixing bugs one at a time

Help on stack overflow in a nutshell.

When developing outside of a Starbucks and a bird decides to shit right on the keyboard of your laptop 😑

So true ...

Lol @ the Mr. Robot episode descriptions on Amazon video

Explain the movie Inception to a programmer.....
Basically, when you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM…, everything runs real slow!

First interview today. Wish me luck 😀

I have this project manager that is stuck in the 90s.
I have to constantly get their approval. I ask several questions in an email. I get only one question answered, the last one, everytime.

How to write good clean code

Nice face recognition

Well done

was at a hackathon, had to write an app that sent current location to emergency contact. hard coded the location of where the hackathon was taking place and one of the members phone numbers. we came second

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to proceed from here.

Security

This made me chuckle 😂 but seriously, ask that girl out 😉

bar codes suicide

Am I the only one who has this?

Chuck Norris runs Windows without a monitor.