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Working from home working on the company project. The working time ends and i just switch projects for the next 6-7 hours... and i am happy with this

Hell yeah 😂 Every developer once in a lifetime 🙄

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Every Unix command eventually become an internet service.

Grep -> Google
rsync -> Dropbox
man -> stack overflow
cron -> ifttt"

Anything more you can think of?

why are you using 'Y' and 'N' instead of a boolean???????

Apply for position as an iOS developer. Nail the interview. Get the job. Get asked to write backend in JavaScript. Now I gotta learn JavaScript.

I want these on my car

Won my first Hackathon!

Processing and the Leap Motion play real nice together.

Just put in the paperwork to start my own company. I'm pretty excited!

When your work alarm goes off on a Bank Holiday Monday because Apple still dont have a feature to disable alarms on Bank Holidays. Cheers Tim.

when Verizon fios (now frontier) has dns routing issues and half your websites including slack won't load. so you spend the first 30 minutes of your day researching and finally end up having to manually change your dns servers to Google in your routers admin. fucking mondays man....

I was going to show my boss DevRant. Due to my quick thinking of past and future rants pertaining to said boss, I decided not to. Quickly switching to Instagram seemed like I was in the clear, I just had to find a funny picture of... a DevRant ad... "Oh what's that app? Didn't you have that one?"
Then a client walked in!!!
Never have I been, nor will I even be, so relieved to have a client storm into the office!

I mentioned on a cv about 10 years ago that I had maintained a website built on php. This CV is no longer in circulation and hasn't been for about 9.5 years, I'm still getting message from recruiters about php roles

Fml

When everything is working, I like to make my Git commit message "Everything is coming up Millhouse"

It's depressing how much time I spend asking, begging, demanding, and pleading for the older devs on my dev team to follow simple naming conventions. And every time I ask, they act like it's new information.

When the online invoicing software you have used for the last 4 years gets a major upgrade, only to find there's a massive feature cull and the interface is prettier but far less intuitive. Time to look elsewhere :-). Pity, I loved it and got tonnes of people on to it.

That moment when you're favorite song comes on and you start typing like every line you write is Beethoven.

It's so on...

What to do in case of fire:

Here lies an iOS developer. He died waiting for Xcode to verify.

When your second monitor for your laptop is bigger and the mouse gets stuck on the edge. 😡

Fuck dates and fuck date manipulation. Even when I think I get it right, I don't

when you're about to leave and boss starts chatting to keep you here

"Who is JSON, and why is he on my website"

Clients. 😂😂

When you accidentally start visual studio, and have to wait an eternity for it to load so you can close it..

Spent 12 hours getting deep into a heavy new feature for a client based on Google Drive integration.

Find out at the code review the next day that the specs i was given were totally wrong and all Google Drive integration is being dropped.

When your boss resigns, so you have to learn everything he knows in 2 weeks... 😰