Kernel panic

me today at work

Great little find guys.

The 'fuck' command.

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

Please ++ this. I need a stress ball. I've been debugging someone else's code for the past 8 hours and it might as well be written in Sindarin script.

When you had been reloading the page like crazy and none of the changes are registering. Then you realize that you are reloading production server instead of development one. 😖

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

- Why should we give the job to you?
- Because, according to LinkedIn, you are searching for a JS dev for 11 months at least...
(I got the job :))

Designer: I hate responsive websites.

Me: Come to the other side and see and feel the pain of responsive websites.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"I am a fucking idiot"

These words ring loud when I'm stuck on a bug and the fix is so simple that I can't help but hate myself lol 😅

Phone interviews be like 😜

Met the two founders of devRant at NYC Union Square to give me the squishy ball, stickers, and tee in person 😁

How I feel every time...

Holding off the website launch date because IE 8 isn't compatible! Can't wait for IE to be discontinued!

When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Poor indentation will be the death of me

@TheMatt possible IE solution

When you work a 12 hr day, then stop on your way home for a drink to forget about work, then sit at the bar alone on @devrantapp and think about work because you love your job so much!

Spending hours designing an email newsletter only for Microsoft Outlook to continue living in the stone age and fucking ruin it for you.

You aint no dev son

Urgent email, there's a problem. Fix the problem instantly and email back. No fucking response.

When I plan to go home and some1 says we need an hot fix from me

Using your root privileges wisely..

I once worked at a small dev shop and the previous developer there must have hated the owner of the company.

He hid a script in one of the interal company apps that the owner used every day... the script looped over a method that sent the owner 500 emails that solicited viagra.