Eternal confusion.

BLOCKCHAIN?

To learn a functional paradigm language properly.

My biggest dev sin is premature optimization. I'll try to produce the best possible code without the need for it to be there. I will waste my time thinking of wierd edge cases that can be handled with a simple if-else, but why not tweak the algo to handle them internally.

Firefox 57 (Quantum)

F*cked up front-end.

http://commitstrip.com/en/2018/...

Received a box from devRant!

Keeping it closed until the weekend so I have something to look forward to 😊

A first year student almost shat his pants after looking at my terminal overlay 😅

I like my new USB enter key.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It was my birthday yesterday and my dad wrote this...

I always like to approach a new coding project by concentrating on the data model first. I've seen a lot of projects built on extremely convoluted database structures and it really hurts because it makes it hard to add new features to the project.

So I look at the requirements of the new project and try to come up with a basic data model. Then I like to think about what logical future additions to the project could be. And using those, I try to see if the data model is flexible enough to be able to handle those additions fairly easily or if complex migrations or hacks would be needed to account for new use cases and features.

I think once you have a solid data structure and database technology, planning out an API or rest of the software is pretty straight forward. I like to create reusable pieces of middleware early on in the project which makes it easy to apply consistent functionality with ease to different API endpoints.

I'm new, so I'm unaware of the rules. I'll simply assume I'm allowed to post this, if there are any moderators, please tell me if this simply shouldn't be here.

I came from Sololearn, and someone told me to download devRant. I love it.

I was the most active participant in the Sololearn Q&A, answering questions and replying to comments quicker than you can close the app.

Everyone knows me and enjoys having me there, but something happened. Some idiotic troll kept harassing and trolling others including myself. The mods banned him but he returned and was targeting me.

He made over 50 accounts and never replied to a comment with the same account. He sent threats and continued polluting Sololearn.

The mods had a theory is was me and banned my account. I'm heartbroken, furious, upset, and empty without my SL account. My codes are gone, my comments, answers, and replied are gone. Everything is gone.

They think I ruined SL with a false account and I'm trying to clear my name. I'm innocent.

That's when I discovered this app. In SL I loved the community and the Q&A and everything. I loved helping out but now I can't. People are even making posts asking me to return, but the mods removed them.

I hope the community here treats me well, and I hope this will replace SL. So far, I haven't felt the same way as I did with SL, but I'll try to love it just as much.

The real truth.

I just saw this shout-out by alexa developers. Thx to the skill developer for creating new ways of using DevRant

Client: "Why is this taking so long. I could do this."
Me:

Inspiring the generations...
In Tech world everyone is welcome to achieve their goals and taking the world to new levels together.

Employer bans StackOverflow and Github but still wants me to develop stuff. Planning to quit.

Holding the power button to shut down your computer feels like you're choking someone to death.

you should not have lied #anybutton

There's a fine line between phishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright

!rant #happynews

It's a boy :D

1/7/17 - d/m/yy

Fancy dates 😎

Looking through someone's code and oh no :(

Dear Client,

I'm very proud that you made your own logo in Microsoft PowerPoint, without any design skills whatsoever, but I unfortunately cannot use the 50x50 pixel jpeg you sent me on a professional website.

Sincerely, your face-palming Web developer.

Finally caught a Windows bug!

FOR FUCK SAKE...

The same fucking guy that said Java and JavaScript is the same thing tried inserting RAM into the PCIe slot twice! It doesn't even look like it will fit at first sight.

Put headphones on when I got to work at 7:30am.. it's 3:10pm and I just realised I never started playing music 😑

What devs are good for

Source: /r/ProgrammerHumor