Not a devDuck or a stress ball but here is my debugging buddy: a silicone mochi pig :3

It's the weekend ...

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string excuses[]={
"it's not a bug it's a feature",
"it worked on my machine",
"i tested it and it worked",
"its production ready",
"your browser must be caching the old content",
"that error means it was successful",
"the client fucked it up",
"the systems crashed and the code got lost" ,
"this code wont go into the final version",
"It's a compiler issue",
"it's only a minor issue",
"this will take two weeks max",
"my code is flawless must be someone else's mistake",
"it worked a minute ago",
"that was not in the original specification",
"i will fix this",
"I was told to stop working on that when something important came up",
"You must have the wrong version",
"that's way beyond my pay grade",
"that's just an unlucky coincidence",
"i saw the new guy screw around with the systems",
"our servers must've been hacked",
"i wasn't given enough time",
"its the designers fault",
"it probably won't happen again",
"your expectations were unrealistic",
"everything's great on my end",
"that's not my code",
"it's a hardware problem",
"it's a firewall issue",
"it's a character encoding issue",
"a third party API isn't responding",
"that was only supposed to be a placeholder",
"The third party documentation is wrong",
"that was just a temporary fix.",
"We outsourced that months ago.","
"that value is only wrong half of the time.",
"the person responsible for that does not work here anymore",
"That was literally a one in a million error",
"our servers couldn't handle the traffic the app was receiving",
"your machines processors must be too slow",
"your pc is too outdated",
"that is a known issue with the programming language",
"it would take too much time and resources to rebuild from scratch",
"this is historically grown",
"users will hardly notice that",
"i will fix it" };

Sometimes when I see
#include<stdio.h>

I am reading it as
#include<studio.h>

This is true.

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, YES! Wait... why did that work?

I wanted this for Christmas :-(

!rant

Yet to meet a dev who is a health nut. The code of the world is built on caffeine, fast food, and snacks as far as I know.

"The machine" from person of interest :)

HAHAHAH LMAO

When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.

Just found this in some website code.

Purchase made.

There's no place like ~

I hate....

I like the settings page on devRant web version. Minimalistic, straight & says only 2 things:

- Get out.
- Get the fuck out.

When you want a stress ball but can't think of a good rant

Why ? PFF

Someone did not do their job!

This is the sickest sublime text theme I've ever seen.
https://github.com/equinusocio/...

MacBook Pro with touch bar😚😚

First !rant. I'm working on a 2d game using Game Maker at school and I just wounder if putting constants up this way makes you cringe. Is there a better way? This code is only run when switching to a weapon and he values can be put into the shooting script itself. I just want to know how you put in mass constants in general coding or even at all.

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

I am Root

Heeelp please!!! I want an AVATAR

I don't think so....

Help.

#meta rant

!rant
One thing I like about DevRant is , even when a rant fails miserably, dev's will find some creative way to make it funny or useful.

Let the hate begin 😂😂