for fucks sake

I found it on insta some time ago and I liked.

savage

Me: how's your password security?

Them: of course we value security very highly, our passwords are all hashed before being stored.

Me: what hashing algorithm?

Them: oh we hash it with sha and then place that in a table indexed by the password.

Indexed. By. The fucking. Password.

Hired a dev with everything he asked for on interview.
Started on Monday.
Take half day leave on Tuesday.
Informed his resignation on Wednesday.

For fuck sake, please don't do that people. For your mother and grandmother and great great grandmother sake. Please just don't.

A nice shirt for Halloween

The first time I submitted it it was 40 ms. I was sad because of the slowness and I kept trying to improve it until I finally did it.

Netflix at it's best. Guess I will have to travel back in time to download this one.

I'll kill if I see the "dont reuse password, we don't pay our devs enough" meme again!

From past to nowadays

#1 Being honest with your customers
#2 Security

Haha! Command lines :-P

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

Ok guys. I'm not only rejected by girls in real life but also when it comes to playing chess online with a stranger :D :D

Hey government, can I have the latest version of wiretapper ?

I just noticed programmers can cite Shakespeare in 1 character.
"To be or not to be..." = 2b|!2b = true = 1

Stats says when I was typing this meme, two new js libraries were released

From this rant: https://devrant.com/rants/1842092/...

For the one piece lovers put there. My buddy made the ship and although i'm not good at watching anime i appreciate the work he puts in. I'm just here sharing hes work, maybe its for you and maybe it isn't but as a person i would like to live in a world where everyone got to achieve some success doing something they love.

The work of him (PS, hes a writer too)

https://flacokawashiwa.wixsite.com/...

Have a good day all

Normal memes are too cliche Elon!

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Lol😂😂
PC: Facebook 😂

lol.

Starting to get really pissed off with the hierarchy in my department that my manager keeps insisting ‘doesn’t exist’ but it clearly does when the other team manager is her best friend, to the point where they go on holiday together, go to each others family parties, etc.

Manager goes on holiday for two weeks and other TL gets on her high fucking horse lording over my team and uninviting me from meetings that she thinks I ‘don’t need to be in’ when the majority of the project is mine..

But my manager hasn’t appointed a deputy.....

++ if you at some point wished you can just quit and be a stripper

Free icons!

I laughed harder than I should have.

I'm so used to terminal now

When I opened nautilus I tried to type cd

"IoT is awesome~!"

"What things about it do you love?"

"Hm, hold on a second. Oh dear."

"Something wrong?"

"Just a sec. My Fridge is getting DDoS'd"

stolen from internet of 2005
coffee machine

When people ask me whats the difference