fsck this!

Yeah no

Had to explain the difference between front and backend.

Restaurant:
Waiter == frontend
Cook == backend

My last night:
- Had nothing much to work on.
- Opened a porn site to spend sometime.
- Clicked on some really good video.
- Realized full screen isn't working on the page.
- Fired up JS console, spent the next 30 minutes trying to get the video part full screen. Failed!
- Opened up Google & navigated through stackoverflow looking for the fix. Still couldn't do it.
- Cursed the website for having a bad design.
- Left the site.

Bad UI = No Fuck.

Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

*dies*

Busta Rhymes, Diet Coke, and noise cancelling headphones.

This is the poster I have on my door, in the hopes it would determine people from disturbing me and consequently taking me out of the zone and productivity streak I'm on. Sadly it does not work as often as I'd like it to 🙁 but I still love it 😆

Stick my headphones in and ignore the world around me

By working from home, in my morning robe, jacked up on lethal doses of caffeine, blasting the latest glass cloud album.

Needs to be 2am.. else nothing gets done!

B a l l m e r P e a k

With Nootropics. (And the usual caffeine, noise cancelling headphones and Spotify)

After dark.

How do I get into my ultimate coding zone...? I turn on my computer. :) Hehe..

I know..Im sorry

1. find bug
2. remove bug
3. error! go to 1

I think that I need a new laptop

But why so dark?

Found this in a 15 year old computer magazine!

What my girlfriend just gave me *.*

Why the hell can't PMs understand "it's complicated" without asking for an explanation? EVERY time any dev has said that and they ask why, guess what follows?

Technical jargon they don't get.

Do they think we're lazy and trying to wiggle out of work? Do they not trust us? Do they think explaining it to them will somehow provide some insight that will make it less complicated?

Argh

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Java running on my machine.

JavaScript, also known as Java for short…. (can't believe this is real…)

When will people learn that?
Java!=JavaScript

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

One of our customer thought it would be too unsecure to send us his AWS credentials by email. So he printed it and sent it as registered mail to us. The password we received was "hallo123".

I think I laught too much about this!

Too real!!!