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I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".17
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!rant
This is one of the best explanation I have ever seen for the difference between SIGTERM and SIGKILL.
Picture credit : www.itsfoss.com
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Had to explain the difference between front and backend.
Restaurant:
Waiter == frontend
Cook == backend14 -
Mother (working in recruitment): "What's the difference between JavaScript and Java?"
Me: "I'm glad you finally asked that..."10 -
Please people! I'm begging you! please use !Rant correctly
! means NOT
!Rant == NOT Rant
You cannot call yourselves developers if you do not understand this simple syntax!19 -
You know what's the difference between
- static page written purely in HTML with inline styling
and
- dynamic page generated in PHP, that actually loads data from MySQL database and is correctly styled in separate CSS document
on national level exam necessary to earn a title of technician?
ONE HACKING PERCENT!
Ok, backstory. So, few days ago I got results from that exam. To be honest, it was very, very easy so I wasn't worried at all, unlike some of my classmates who just don't understand programming at all (you need at least 75% to pass). Our task was to create database, write website in PHP that shows contents of that database and use CSS to give it a look that of example web page and run it on XAMPP. I've got result of 96% and while I was wandering what I've done wrong i hear my colleague almost screaming with joy "I passed! And I haven't even touched PHP. I was soooo sure I'll fail." So I asked him what's his result and he says 95%. And then another colleague said he got 95% without PHP. So, in other words what I thought to be the main task was worth 1%. Apparently, what was more important was for the page to look identical to the example, so I guess some examiners didn't even look into the source. And don't get me wrong, I don't wish my classmates had failed. That's not why I'm ranting. But why in the name of Ada Lovelace the task said to use PHP and all that if it weren't supposed to check our knowledge of programming in PHP? Sometimes I think the people who design these tests don't even know what they're doing.10 -
When a newb asks you 'what's the difference between git and github?' rhetorically ask them 'What's the difference between porn and pornhub?'8
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The Big difference between devRant and Facebook?
Facebook -> Everybody hate Zuckerberg
DevRant -> Everybody love dfox11 -
Sister: (she must migrated from iOS to android) you can download these apps and then you can change like colors and themes and everything 😍😱😵
Me: Yeah off course you can...?
Sister: Oh not, oh no, you're not going to tell me you've been able to do this for years?!?
Me: Uhm... Yes...?
Sister: 😵😭😱😭
Not an apple hate rant, just found the convo funny!6 -
Me teaching a co-worker programming.
Him:"So what exactly is the difference between Java and JavaScript?"
Me:"About the same as the difference between cars and carpets."
Thank you guys for teaching me how to answer that.2 -
Variable naming at its best...
Took only 2 hours to notice the difference between leftToRight and lefttoRight
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Recruiters and HR plz note there is difference between Web Developer and Web Designer... I repeat there is difference between Developer and Designer.10
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I can't be the only one who has at least once used a single = for a comparison and spent ages wondering what went wrong 😑8
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Actually sometimes the browser does make a difference...
Was getting a 500 error when using WebClient but HTTPWebRequest didn't have any issues.
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Question: What's the difference between display: block and display: inline?
Me: Thanks for your time...8 -
Just found another forum message from someone that doesn't understand Java and JavaScript. They said JavaScript is the code that Java runs....I thought we fixed these people.4
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So one year ago I was working at this company from the US, me being in Europe, which automatically implies there is several hours of timezone difference.
The eng. manager decided we would have a release tomorrow (decision was made one month earlier), and stuff was being prepped up to make that happen.
In the US the workday was about lunch time and in EU it was one hour before finishing. The manager gets us in a meeting and asks me and another dude to do some testing that would take several hours to do. This testing could have been done several days or weeks earlier.
40 minutes after that meeting I get a private message from the PM asking for the status of the test...
Me: aaa.. well I started it and will continue tomorrow
Manager: wait what? we have launch tomorrow, this testing has to be done by tomorrow
Me: it's the end of the workday here, I got personal errands that I have to attend to
Manager: uhm ok ... I see...
I was just messaging something in the public chat right before calling it a day and the manager writes "thanks for the input, your day is over now", completely out of context to the conversation I was having with whomever.
There was no question of "can you stay extra hours and do this?", there was no "hey, I know your day is over we will pay you premium hours with this amount as according to our contract, could you do this now as we have release tomorrow?" ..no ..just .. "do it!". I automatically assumed that ..hey, maybe he wants to do this during and after the live launch (and yes I do admit my mistake of not asking just to be clear, but I assumed the manager knows that there is a timezone difference ..like it's a no brainer).
I can not tell you the heat sensation I had after that last reply from the manager ... it was completely uncalled for, and unreasonable.
I mean why not make a pre-launch phase where you put stuff on the staging server, and perform all the necessary tests and then when you get all the green lights from testing you then proceed with the actual deploy? ...no ... mention this like right at the end of the day before the launch....
And another thing that scratched my neuronal cortex is, how does he know exactly how long the tests would take?12 -
I love #VisualStudio.
See how visual studio really makes easy to analyze difference between two version of file. 😘😘
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had a rough Friday at work until i saw this and a laugh made a difference. so I thought I would share...
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4:30am after 6+ hours of coding and the only visible difference is a drop-down that can be opened and closed12
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I overclocked my pc tonight... but it doesnt seem to have made a difference... :-S what am i doing wrong? :-S
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Better gradle they said.
Builds faster they said...
There is a difference between faster and less slower.4 -
# Showing code so everyone knows it's the same code/file being executed.
Interesting in the difference of the time it takes.
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The difference between a Master and a Novice, is that the Master had failed more times than a Novice had ever tried.1
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person who didn't know the difference between JavaScript and Java, and yet somehow was a senior engineer.... Bosses Son2
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Q: What's the difference between Java and JavaScript anyway?
Me: Java and Javascript are similar like car and carpet are similar.1 -
When your hardware friend keeps referring to Javascript as Java...WTF I figured you would know the difference!!!!!#/###!!!#2
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I was shocked when one of my university teachers said there was no difference between strcmp(input, exit); and strcmp(input, "exit");1
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Where I used to live my internet speed per second was 3.00 Mbps, I now have 90 Mbps, big difference.4
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Back in the late 90's when I got started in my career - had a boss that didn't known the difference between Java and JavaScript. I made the mistake of trying to explain the difference. If you can keep the boss in the dark and get away with it - do it. Ignorance is bliss.1
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Hooo boy the difference between working in fastfood and working in webdev. 2 week salary is not the same ! 💵💵💵3
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Just had my last day at my current job last week. I got this amazing virtual card with 20-30 people telling me how amazing I was and how large of a difference I made. I’m not someone that seeks or needs validation, but to see those comments in writing really made me feel good and like I made a huge difference.4
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Just spent the last 40 mins finding the difference between ‘promocodeInputValue’ and ‘promoCodeInputValue’9
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.1
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Someone fucking teach these so called devs the difference between HASHING and ENCRYPTION :/ They are not fucking same.4
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Do mechanical keyboards actually make a difference?
Is it worth the dosh?
What kind of keyboard do you use?24 -
Electron devs: You know that this is the difference between a good looking and bad looking MacOS Electron app.
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That's the difference... #SoftwareEngineers #DataEngineers #DataScientists
The choice is yours... !!!
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Me :: How do you know the difference between snowman and snow woman?
My Friend :: I don't know.
Me :: The difference is snowballs.3 -
How can you tell the difference between "AI" and "Al"? Who the fuck designed these letters?
Footnote: lowercase "ai" & "al"24 -
I wanted to write: useFetchData
I ended up writing: useFartData
not much of a difference just different wording 🤷🏻2 -
So I am back home for a week without my laptop and my phone was low on power so I finally give up and decide to use a old PC we had.
I was gonna download some anime which I did but as I was waiting I started just looking around...
1. The drives are huge, 3 HDs with 400GB each.... vs my current 128 GB SSD
2. I found an old stash of anime (2013-4), several series... that I had actually not watched
3. The machine is known to be slow but after using it for awhile to install VLC and JDowloader... It's actually OK...
4. Video can playback at 3x speed... No lag... Apparently I forgot the onboard GPU failed and my dad replaced it with a cheap (I think) GFX card that has like 1GB RAM/processing power...1 -
I have never noticed before that there is only one letter difference between 'rpm' and 'rm'... Don't ask how do I know now1
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Ask yourself: 'What do I really care about?'
Then find a company that makes a positive difference regarding those things.1 -
Now u can see the difference.
I had to prove why HTML5+XHTML structure is better than non-semantic HTML structure.
Here is the difference.
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I have always made a distinction between a coder/programmer and a developer.
Do you think there is a difference?
If so: how?7 -
Interviewer: What is the difference between traditional programming and object-oriented programming?
Me: (elaborating) Blah... Blah... Blah.. (meanwhile on my mind, "The same difference between you and your father...")4 -
The difference between having a million dollar idea and having a million dollars is, unfortunately, a awful lot of work.9
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Do you think your job is actually making a difference to the society? Do you think it's necessary to make a difference?7
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In C# should I be using collections over normal arrays?
What’s the difference and what are the benefits of using collections?13 -
The main difference between chrome and Safari is an ideological one. When I'm about to watch a movie and have my all dark themed screen at full brightness, chrome can blink a white screen right in my eyes as it was loading its stupid start page.
Safari doesn't do that. That's the difference that matters to me.2 -
It's high time people start understanding the difference between 0 and NULL. A zero is a numerical 0 and null is just .4
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NO ONE EVER MADE A DIFFERENCE BY BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE... And NO ONE EVER BECAME GREAT BY COPYING SOMEONE ELSE...7
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Anyone else work at a company where the employees don't know the difference between a developer and a help desk person??3
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React native never fails to amuse me!
For fuck sake few seconds difference in time between development machine and my phone causes the app to crash on long tap!
The solution on their GitHub was to fix time difference between Android and mac 🤦🏼♂️
What... The.... FUCK!
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Running apt-get upgrade on a pi:
mirror.daniel-jost.net: 2000kbps
archive.raspberrypi.org: 100kbps
Someone notice a difference?1 -
I started to learn Kotlin today and am already confused:
Is there any difference between between Ant, Maven and Gradle?2 -
Cómpletely not dev related but...
Any english geeks?
What is the difference between a few and the few ??
I can't find a difference but my stupid school english teacher is telling there is a diffenence
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Silly question: what is the main difference between a procedural programming paradigm and a functional paradigm?7
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Coming from JavaScript, I spent an entire coding interview getting hung up in C++ over the difference between " and '4
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It's a difference between a real programmer and a programmer. One knows how to code and one knows how to google.1
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I can't believe the shitstorm that occured because someone didn't know the difference between a Docker Registry and a Docker Repository !!!2
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Any VB.Net developers found a job as C# dev.
Do you count your experience for .net as a whole? I feel if you know .net it's not a major difference between vb.net and c# it's just the syntax difference but I'm hesitant to apply for C# jobs based on my experience in vb.net. Any one with switch experience?20 -
On my University exam of compiler design I got this question
Write difference between pascal and C programming language.1 -
Is there a real difference between software engineer vs software developer vs programmer? Or is it just terminology?9
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In your opinion, what is the difference between software engineer and software developer? The two seem interchangeable these days.25
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What is the difference between a hacker and a phoenix ?
None, they feel both alive again when they are back from hashes. -
Having to sit and explain the difference between json and jsonp to a graphic designer and and SEO manager
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What is the difference between Armageddon and the Apocalypse?
Not sure which npm package to install8 -
Currently re-learning JS because I stopped JS for a while. ES6, wtf? Can someone explain the difference between the different ways of creating functions, and the difference between let and var. please? (Especially the function thing that’s got be fucked up)18
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* Good salary
* Interesting work (ML in my case)
* Respects employees
* Startup culture
* Somewhere I can make a difference
* Doing something worthwhile (green energy/healthcare/etc)
* Freedom to try and fail4 -
Rant!
The wilde difference in native support between IE , gecko and WebKit is like difference between a real burger and MacDonald's,
They're both burgers but one will make you happy and the other will give diarrhea and a swollen butthole -
Why the fuck is it not possible to pass a pointer to a multidimensional array in C++? Like who the fuck though a pointer to a pointer to an array was an elegant solution? I still can’t get my head around how to access the fucking array!!! And this is for a project too that solves poisons equation using the finite difference method none of which was EVER explained!!! Does anyone have a clue about this??????
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So between Linux distros like Ubuntu, Manjaro, and Fedora the only difference in the Terminal is the package manager right?
Like Ubuntu uses apt-get, Manjaro uses pacman and I think Fedora uses yum (that’s what I’ve been told I could be wrong) but other than that is there any other big difference in the terminal?17 -
someone please tell me what the difference between these three are? apparently there's a difference but i really can't tell :/8
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How would you - as an experienced OOP developer - describe the difference between an abstract class & an interface to a beginner, learning the concepts?6
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Hi,
I'm c# programmer for many years and I did everything I liked with c#. Like windows applications, web applications and etc. And because of core framework I can install web apps even on linux.
I know difference between c# and python.
My question is, Do I really need to learn python? Or I can continue with c#14 -
What's the difference between data science, machine learning, and artificial intelligence?
http://varianceexplained.org/r/... -
It's high time people start understanding the difference between 0 (zero) and NULL.
Zero: You visiting the toilet and notice the exhausted toilet paper roll.
NULL: You visiting the toilet and notice that there's no toilet paper roll.
Get the difference?1 -
!rant
hey people, I'm trying to get the difference between computer science and computer engineering at an university, trying to decide which course should I take, but I don't get the practical difference between the two, thanks in advance for helping :)1 -
hey guys
what's main difference between cross-platform and multi-platform?
and whats main difference between kotlin multiplatform and ReactNative?
i am familiar with both kotlin and NodeJS, What is your suggestion for build a app for ios and android?6 -
I need help understanding the differences in VM HDD images...
I use VHDs as I can mount them in Windows as the difference in speed doing large copy operations, bidirectional transfer, partition shenanigans, etc. inside and outside the VM is *HUGE*, but what's the difference between VHD, VDI, QCOW2 and VMDK?12 -
When hesitating on the difference between blocking and non-blocking, I just consider the example of a typical conversation with a customer.
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No difference when i go to bed, i always wake up at 8am. hey body, i need sleep, dont wake up early pleeeeeeease1
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If your teacher cannot see the the difference between a 'programmingproject in class' and 'programmingproject at real work'. ...
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How many java and JavaScript Developers have been asked this question by new Developers. "What is the difference between Java and JavaScript"
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People's opinions requested. What is the difference between a 'software engineer' and a 'software developer'?4
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Nhot vectors are fucking lifesavers.
For me it's the difference between searching a (2500*70)^n solution space, vs 64220*m solution space.1 -
Plz help ... what is the difference between software developer and software engineer? ( example of jobs for both )6
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The difference in arrow function and traditional function? Yes. What? This is the difference. What?4
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Question.
Yesterday, I watched movie Moneyball yet again.
One particular dialogue caught my attention and I am kind of unclear on this. Can somebody explain?
"You get on base, we win. You don't, we lose. And I hate losing, Chavy. I hate it. I hate losing more than I even wanna win. There is a difference"
What is the difference?2 -
Any C# Devs around that could tell me what the difference between Type and object is please? I'm really stuck for googling it.19
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Feeling a noob on preferring azure over aws for a long time after understanding difference between IaaS and PaaS 🙃1
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Make a difference integration with twitter. Linking your twitter and when you post a dm to @devrant to post in here.
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I've not yet understand the difference between virtual address and logical address when we speak of RAM memory
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Can somebody explain me the difference between Strategy Chooser and Command Chooser? (if there is any...)
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Does anybody else think of the difference between Symfony and Laravel as the difference between Lego and Duplo?
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For a Node API is there a difference between starting cluster mode using a PM2 vs calling cluster.fork() inside the first instance?
I have some apps that create the cluster internally and others via PM2 but I don't know why or why it makes a difference... Other than the cluster processes not showing up in pm2 list1 -
I'm currently refactoring some Fastlane code at work, and I'm wondering what is the fundamental difference between a "lane" and an "action"? I can't really find anything in their documentation explaining the difference.7
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